I Became the Legendary Emperor Throughout the Ages After I Started Giving Away My Territory
Chapter Summary
The Emperors looked at the weapons glistening coldly on the ground, thinking about how painful it would be to be stabbed by them and whether it would be fatal. ”“Fighting physically is just like what you all were doing just now, grappling with each other, one tearing at another’s clothes, the other pulling hair, in short, resorting to any means necessary, just like hooligans! In recent days, while Song Yufei had been tracking down the whereabouts of a certain demoness, she had also been evaluati...
This incident even alarmed Lin Beifan.
When Lin Beifan arrived, he found that they were still fighting and became very angry: “Stop fighting!
You can’t kill anyone like this!
Guards, arm them!
”“Yes, Your Majesty!
” The Imperial Guards immediately drew their swords and threw them in front of the Emperors.
The Emperors looked at the weapons glistening coldly on the ground, thinking about how painful it would be to be stabbed by them and whether it would be fatal.
Shivering, they actually let go and stopped fighting.
“That’s more like it.
You’re all Emperors, how can you be so impetuous?
”Lin Beifan was still somewhat angry.
“You can fight, but from now on, it must be through literary battles, not martial ones!
”The Emperors looked at each other in confusion: “What is a literary battle, and what is a martial battle?
”“Fighting physically is just like what you all were doing just now, grappling with each other, one tearing at another’s clothes, the other pulling hair, in short, resorting to any means necessary, just like hooligans!
But, a battle of wits is different!
”“What does a battle of wits look like?
” everyone asked.
Lin Beifan said with a smile, “A literary battle is a more cultured way of fighting.
It’s where everyone sits down calmly, you punch me, I punch you, taking turns like this until one side is unable to fight back!
”The Emperors: “F*ck!
”They felt this method of fighting was even more brutal!
You punch me, I punch you, inflicting a thousand damage to the enemy and eight hundred to oneself, in the end, both parties are doomed!
“Alright, the battle of wits begins, who will go first?
”Lin Beifan shook his sleeves: “I will reluctantly act as the judge!
”The Emperors shook their heads vigorously: “No more fighting, no more!
We won’t fight anymore!
”Lin Beifan: “Don’t be polite with me, if you can fight, then don’t just talk!
”The Emperors: “We’re really not being polite, we just want to talk, not to fight!
”Lin Beifan sighed in disappointment: “Alright, since you don’t want to fight, then I won’t bother with you anymore!
Remember, if something like this happens again, I will personally organize a literary battle for you!
”“Yes, Your Majesty!
” The Emperors were sweating profusely.
After Lin Beifan left, the five Emperors still couldn’t see eye to eye with each other.
The Great Yue Emperor, clutching his forehead covered in bumps, issued a fierce threat: “A gentleman must avenge his grievances; remember this, all of you!
”The other four emperors were also beaten to a pulp, with bruises all over their heads, but they were in better shape than the Great Yue Emperor.
Seizing the advantage, they taunted: “What, you want to fight back?
Aren’t you afraid His Majesty will hold you accountable?
”“Of course, I must obey His Majesty’s words, but I must also seek revenge!
”The Great Yue Emperor shouted loudly.
“Let’s have our servants fight for us!
The loser must kowtow and pay respects to the winner, how about that?
”The four small kingdom emperors looked at each other and agreed: “Fine, it’s a deal!
”After a brief discussion, each side chose five top fighters for a match, with a best-of-five rounds system.
The loser would have to serve tea and apologize to the winning side, and also slap their own face.
These emperors were all proud and had too much time on their hands.
As soon as they returned, they immediately set out to find experts for the duel.
Because this bet involved five Emperors, it was becoming a bigger and bigger deal.
“Have you heard?
Those five dukes are preparing to duel over a personal grudge!
”“Really?
Is that true?
”“Of course, it’s true.
The news has already spread!
Due to their noble status, they can’t get involved personally, so they are looking for skilled fighters to participate.
It’s a best-of-five contest, and the loser has to pour tea and apologize to the winner, as well as slap their own face!
”“This duel sounds so interesting; I must see it!
”“Definitely, haha!
”The situation had escalated significantly, and upon learning of the matter, Lin Beifan made a special trip to address it.
Lin Beifan exclaimed angrily, “Have you taken my words for naught, to be dismissed like the wind?
No sooner had I left than you started fighting among yourselves?
”The emperors were trembling with fear: “Your Majesty, we weren’t truly fighting!
”Lin Beifan continued to rage, “Not truly fighting?
Does it not count when your subordinates come to blows?
”“Your Majesty, it was merely a joke among friends, which is perfectly normal!
In fact, we have a very good relationship; we are all one loving family!
”The Great Yue Emperor said with ‘sincerity.
’The other four emperors nodded in agreement repeatedly.
“Yeah, we have a great relationship; we even drink and chat together!
”“Life was getting too boring, so we just had our subordinates compete in a match, just playing a game to relieve the tedium!
”“Your Majesty, please don’t take it seriously; we are all a loving family!
”Lin Beifan shook his head: “I don’t believe it!
You should settle this with a literary contest, simple and straightforward!
” The emperors were about to cry; if a literary contest were to start, they would be doomed!
“Your Majesty, we really haven’t lied to you~!
”“My relationship with them is really good, so good that we could even wear the same pair of pants!
”“We’re just playing a game, don’t take it seriously!
”Lin Beifan shook his head again: “I still don’t believe it, unless…”The Emperors’ eyes lit up: “Unless what?
”“Unless…”Lin Beifan chuckled slyly, pointing at the Great Yue Emperor, and said, “You guys, give him a kiss on the cheekj!
”The Emperors: “F*ck!
”“Give him a kiss, and I will believe that your relationship is truly unbreakable!
If you refuse, it will prove that your relationship is flawed, and I will make sure to oversee the situation, forcing you to have a proper showdown!
” Lin Beifan said with a mischievous smile.
The Emperors: “F*ck!
”“Alright, you may begin now!
” Lin Beifan stood with his hands behind his back, quietly waiting.
The four Emperors turned their heads to look at the Great Yue Emperor, only to see that he had a fat face and greasy skin, looking every bit the beast.
Moreover, he had a sparse beard with vegetable leaves hanging from it – how could they possibly bring themselves to kiss that?
At this moment, the Great Yue Emperor also wore a look of disgust.
These four Emperors varied in height, weight, and appearance, but without exception, they were all ugly!
These four repulsive fools actually dare to defile my noble body?
Oh Azure Heaven, what sins have I committed for you to treat me this way?
Just then, Lin Beifan waved his hand: “Go ahead and start, don’t make it difficult for me!
”The four Emperors hesitated as they approached.
Great Yue Emperor crouched in the corner, trembling and shouting, “Don’t!
Don’t come any closer!
If you come any closer, I’ll scream…”The four Emperors couldn’t bear it in their hearts.
“Just endure it for a bit, it will be over soon!
”“I didn’t want to either, but I had no choice; it’ll be over before you know it once you close and open your eyes!
”“Good, just relax!
”“Wait a minute!
” Great Yue Emperor shouted loudly.
“What else do you want?
” Lin Beifan asked.
“It’s my turn!
” Great Yue Emperor, with a resigned-to-fate attitude, took the initiative to strike.
“Don’t come over here, your breath stinks!
”“Don’t come any closer!
If you come any closer, I’ll scream!
Ahh~~”“It’s over, I’m tainted!
”“Ugh~”Lin Beifan watched the entire scene, smiling amiably, and said, “Now it seems that your relationship is indeed quite good!
I won’t interfere with your affairs, you’re on your own now!
”With that, he dusted off his behind and walked away.
After getting rid of Lin Beifan, their private duel as Emperors had to continue.
After all, the matter had escalated to such an extent that it would be difficult to resolve without a fight.
On the day of the duel, the entire capital city buzzed with excitement as everyone gathered at the martial arts arena to witness this extraordinary event.
Lin Beifan was there too, seated on a high platform, enjoying delicious delicacies while watching the duel unfold.
At that moment, a figure clad in white approached Lin Beifan: “Your Majesty, I hope you are well!
”Lin Beifan turned his head, delighted: “Song Yufei, you’ve come!
”The stunning beauty before him was none other than Song Yufei, a young woman who had recently made Lin Beifan’s acquaintance.
She was not only skilled in martial arts but also came from a powerful background.
In recent days, while Song Yufei had been tracking down the whereabouts of a certain demoness, she had also been evaluating various princes as potential heirs.
However, after a round of evaluation, it was found that no crown prince could compare to Lin Beifan.
At the same age, he had already expanded his territory and become the Emperor of a great kingdom spanning 1.
5 million square kilometers, with tens of millions of people under his rule, commanding awe from all around!
It’s just that his demeanor was far from the image of the sage monarch she had in mind!
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