Player who Returned 10000 years Later
Chapter Summary
“That’s a bit…”Kang-Woo’s head went blank as he thought about teaching Kang-Hyun, Kang-Hee, and Lia how babies were made. ”“Urgh…”As Yeon-Joo mentioned, Kang-Woo couldn’t bring himself to teach his children how babies were made with great detail. I’ve read from childcare books that sexual education is best started from the children’s family…”Seol-Ah and Yeon-Joo sighed with their foreheads resting against one another.
Epilogue Chapter 31: Proper Sexual Education (1)“Pfft!
Kek!
Bwahahahahahaha!
”Oh Kang-Woo rolled on the living room couch laughing.
Cha Yeon-Joo sitting next to him glared ferociously at him.
“Stop fucking laughing.
”“Pfft… Keh… How do you expect me to hold it in?
”Kang-Woo almost died from laughter after Yeon-Joo explained what happened with Kang-Hyun this morning.
Yeon-Joo frowned and stepped on Kang-Woo’s head on the couch with her slender foot.
“This wouldn’t have happened if you were home!
”“What do you want me to do?
I was closing a Rift.
”Kang-Woo had fortunately been away from home when Kang-Hyun asked Yeon-Joo how babies were made.
“So?
What did you tell him?
”“Well…” Yeon-Joo averted her gaze from Kang-Woo and said cautiously, “K-Kissing.
”“What?
”“I told him babies are made by kissing someone you love.
”“Pfft!
Kekek!
Seriously?
”“What else was I supposed to tell him?!
I can’t tell a nine-year-old that babies are made through sex!
”Yeon-Joo stepped on Kang-Woo’s head on the couch repeatedly.
“Why not?
You could’ve.
”It was up to a parent to teach their children proper sexual education.
“Then you do it!
” Yeon-Joo shouted.
“That’s a bit…”Kang-Woo’s head went blank as he thought about teaching Kang-Hyun, Kang-Hee, and Lia how babies were made.
“What’s wrong?
I thought proper sexual education was important.
”“Ahem.
W-Well…”“You can’t do it, can you?
”“Urgh…”As Yeon-Joo mentioned, Kang-Woo couldn’t bring himself to teach his children how babies were made with great detail.
‘This must be one of the trials a parent must overcome.
’It was just as hard of a question to answer as whether Santa was real or not.
Kang-Woo couldn’t even imagine what explanation to give to overcome the trial.
“What are you two talking so energetically about?
”“Yes, we could hear you laughing from the children’s room.
What were you talking about?
”Han Seol-Ah and Lilith, who were in the children’s room to put them to sleep, came out to the living room.
“Darling, Lilith, get this.
”Kang-Woo told his other two wives what Yeon-Joo had told him.
Seol-Ah gulped and clenched her fists.
“I-It seems the fated day has come.
”She had known the children would ask the question one day but was not as prepared for it as she had thought.
She sighed deeply and turned to Yeon-Joo to ask, “So you told him babies are made by kissing?
”“Yeah, for now.
That’s what I was taught too.
”“Wouldn’t it have been better to tell him a stork delivers them?
”“Do you seriously think Kang-Hyun would believe that?
”“Hmm, true…”The clever Kang-Hyun would likely not believe such a lie.
“Haaa.
We’re out of the woods for now but we’ll have to teach him eventually.
”“Yeah.
I’ve read from childcare books that sexual education is best started from the children’s family…”Seol-Ah and Yeon-Joo sighed with their foreheads resting against one another.
Lilith tilted her head at the sight, unable to understand.
“Why can’t we just tell them?
” she asked.
She nonchalantly suggested they just teach the children— as one would expect from the Succubus Queen.
“I mean, that’s a bit… it’s uncomfortable to talk about,” Yeon-Joo remarked awkwardly.
“What’s there to be uncomfortable about?
It’s natural for a man and a woman to make love for reproduction, isn’t it?
”“That’s true, but… it’s embarrassing to tell people about it.
”“Seol-Ah, you suck my love dry whatever chance you get, so what do you have to be embarrassed about?
”“U-Unnie!
” Seol-Ah slapped Lilith’s shoulder with a face as red as a tomato.
Lilith giggled with one hand covering her mouth.
She clapped her hands together as if she had thought of a good idea.
“If it’s too embarrassing to tell him, why don’t I make Kang-Hyun have a lewd dream?
”“Oh, that sounds good,” Yeon-Joo remarked.
“I think it’s a great idea, unnie!
” Seol-Ah said in agreement.
There was no need for them to teach Kang-Hyun proper sexual education if he dreamed about it.
“N-NO!
” shouted Kang-Woo, springing up as he listened in silence to his wives’ discussion.
“Oh, what’s wrong?
Haven’t you had lewd dreams with my help in the past?
”“That’s exactly why!
The lewd dreams you make people have are… ones with th-those!
”‘Those sticky, squirmy things.
’“I won’t allow my son to experience such trauma!
”‘One victim is more than enough!
’“Oh, umm…”“L-Let’s scrap the lewd dream idea.
”Yeon-Joo and Seol-Ah smiled awkwardly as they stared at the desperate Kang-Woo and scratched their heads.
“What other ideas do you have in mind?
” asked Lilith.
“Well…”“We’ll have to work on it.
”The Oh Kang-Woo family’s proper sexual education discussion continued until late at night.
***In the morning of the next day, Kang-Hyun walked to school as he recalled what his mother had taught him.
‘Babies are made with a kiss on the lips.
’Thinking back on it, he often saw his mothers kissing his father on the lips.
‘Come to think of it, Father never kisses Lia on the lips.
’He always refused Lia’s requests to kiss her on the lips, saying such an act was only done between married couples.
“Wh-What are you thinking about, oppa?
” asked Kang-Hee, walking slightly behind Kang-Hyun as she shyly grabbed his clothes, gently pulling on his clothes.
“Huh?
Oh, I was thinking about kissing.
”“K-Kissing?!
” Kang-Hee’s eyes widened in surprise.
“Are you talking about… the one on the lips, not on the cheek, right?
”“Yeah.
”“Why all of a sudden?
”“I heard from Mother that babies are made with a kiss between a man and a woman.
”“R-Really?!
” Kang-Hee gulped as she pulled on Kang-Hyun’s clothes harder.
“Th-Then if I kiss you, oppa… do I have your baby?
”“We can’t do that.
”“Wh-Why not?
”“Because you’re my little sister.
”“L-Little sisters can have their big brother’s baby too!
”“I said no.
”“Whine.
Oppa, you idiot.
” Kang-Hee pouted and let go of Kang-Hyun’s clothes.
“I’m skipping school today.
”“K-Kang-Hee?
What’s wrong?
”“Nothing.
I hate you, oppa.
”“You still have to go to school.
Our mothers will scold you if they find out.
”“Urgh…”“Now, now.
Don’t be like that and let’s head to school, okay?
”“Give me head pats…”“Sure thing.
”Kang-Hyun patted Kang-Hee’s head to appease the pouting Kang-Hee.
Lilia sighed deeply as she stared at them.
“Haaa.
Did you just say babies are made by kissing?
” Lilia clicked her tongue as she shook her head and mumbled quietly, “Babies are made through s… mm, never mind.
It’s nothing my innocent big brother should know.
”“Huh?
What did you say?
” asked Kang-Hyun.
“Fufu.
Nothing at all.
” Lia playfully shrugged and fluidly changed the subject.
“That aside, I’ve heard you succeeded in controlling demonic energy, dear brother.
”“Oh, yeah.
”“I’m glad your hard work paid off.
”Kang-Hyun smiled self-mockingly.
“Well… it’s still nowhere near the amount you guys can control.
”“What’s important is that you managed to do it!
You’re so cool, oppa!
” Kang-Hee shouted.
“Haha.
Thanks.
”“Umm… since you can control demonic energy now, you don’t have to go to Uncle Balrog to train every weekend anymore, right?
”“Hmm.
That’s true, but I want to go consistently if I have the time—”“YOU CAN’T!
” Kang-Hee shouted as she firmly shook her head.
“Y-You’ll inconvenience Uncle Balrog and Daddy if you go every week, right?
”“You… have a point.
”Kang-Hyun was inconveniencing Uncle Balrog who always left time open for him every week, and his father who always tagged along in case anything unforeseen occurred.
“Hmm… okay.
I’ll take a break from training for a bit.
”“O-Okay!
In exchange, I’ll teach you how to control demonic energy!
”“You, Kang-Hee?
”“Yeah!
” Kang-Hee nodded with sparkling eyes.
“That’s… hmm.
”Kang-Hyun did not like that he needed to be taught by his little sister to become stronger.
‘But now isn’t the time to be prideful.
’He needed someone who could teach him how to control demonic energy so he could become stronger.
“Okay.
I’ll be in your care, Master Kang-Hee.
”“Y-Yeah!
Leave it all to me, oppa!
”Kang-Hee smiled brightly as she clenched her fists.
Seeing that, Lia smirked as she said, “What a relief.
I won’t have to hear Kang-Hee’s whining every weekend anymore.
”“Huh?
Whining?
” Kang-Hyun asked.
“I-I never whined!
”“No?
But even last weekend, you were—”“Argh!
”Kang-Hee charged at Lia before she could tattle.
“Kyaah!
Wh-What do you think you’re doing?
”“I told you to be quiet!
”“Okay!
I got it, so stop!
”Kang-Hyun shook his head as he stared at his little sisters fighting.
He said, “We’ve arrived at your classroom, so that’s enough.
”“Oh, o-okay.
”“A-Ahem.
We’ll be heading inside, dear brother.
”Kang-Hyun headed to his classroom after seeing off his little sisters to theirs.
“Hm?
”He saw a familiar lock of silky black hair around the corner leading to the stairs.
“Si-Ah?
”“Ngh!
” Kim Si-Ah, hiding around the corner, flinched.
“What are you doing there?
”The stairs on the other side of the hall were closer to their classroom.
“I-I just wanted to use these stairs today,” she stuttered.
“That doesn’t explain why you were hiding—”“Sh-Shut up!
” Si-Ah averted her gaze from Kang-Hyun and twirled the ends of her hair around her finger.
“More importantly… I heard you can use demonic energy now.
”“Oh, yeah.
”‘When did she find out about that?
’“Hmm, I see…” Si-Ah fell into thought with her arms crossed.
She touched the leather sheath containing her bamboo sword and continued, “Do you have time after school?
”