The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix
Chapter Summary
Two men in white robes with hoods stood side by side, gazing at the smoke rising from the sparse houses on Sword Wine Peak while waiting for their companions to come back and bring Feng Yu's head. One of them, so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, asked in astonishment, "Four people ambushed one person and still couldn't kill him?! " Pei Lianxue didn't say anything, she shook her head to shake off his hand and lowered her body again, biting down on her brother's lips and sucking them hard...
At this time, at the top of a cliff opposite Sword Wine Peak.
Two men in white robes with hoods stood side by side, gazing at the smoke rising from the sparse houses on Sword Wine Peak while waiting for their companions to come back and bring Feng Yu's head.
However, seeing that the agreed time had passed, one of them couldn't sit still and asked, "You think they failed?
" "I don't think so.
" The other person shook his head slightly and replied, "That person is just a cultivator in the middle stage of the Foundation Building.
Even if he has impressive skills, there's no way he could survive an ambush of four cultivators in the middle stage of the Foundation Building.
Besides, we also used a pretty girl as bait.
" "But they said that this Feng Yu guy is probably of the Holy Emperor bloodline.
" "No matter how good the bloodline is, it's still a mortal body.
If it receives a fatal blow and the head is cut off, he definitely won't survive.
Moreover...
" "Moreover?
" "When I talked to this Feng Yu, I noticed that he is kind of stupid.
" "Oh?
What makes you say that?
" "Roasted chicken...
" "What chicken?
" Just as the two were talking, a sudden roar came from the direction of Sword Wine Peak, the sound waves blowing their hoods off.
"Hey, over here---!!!
" Hey---!!
Here---!!
The two froze, and their eyes widened.
Now, they had to admit it even if they didn't want to.
---Their comrades failed.
One of them, so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, asked in astonishment, "Four people ambushed one person and still couldn't kill him?!
" The other person was much calmer and asked, "...
What should we do?
That man always accompanies the Second Miss.
It's not easy for us to make a move.
Should we use sleeping incense?
" "Tsk...
Let's think about it.
Our goal is just to kidnap Second Miss, but there is still time.
It's not worth it if four people die.
It might be even more difficult at Flowing Water and Night Tide peaks.
Second Miss is stubborn, but we can still deal with her.
" "Well...
" The two were silent for a while, then summoned their flying swords, and soared into the air.
After a while, their figures disappeared into the snowy clouds on the horizon...
...
At night.
The silver moon hung high above, and the lights gradually went out on the Flowing Water Peak.
Most of the disciples had returned to their residences to rest, and only a few were still patrolling in the sky on their flying swords.
Hidden behind a tree, Ye Anping looked up at those disciples for quite some time.
He estimated it would take these people around half an hour to patrol back.
After waiting for the pair of disciples to fly away, he summoned his own flying sword, stepped on it, and flew toward the Middle Peak.
The journey was smooth and unimpeded, and after riding the sword close to the woods and streams for about half an hour, he arrived at a snow-white forest with flickering fireflies.
Ye Anping jumped off his sword and followed the route from his memory into the forest.
After walking about five or six hundred meters toward the east, a clearing suddenly appeared ahead.
In the center of the clearing, there was an ancient tree as thick as ten grown men holding hands around its trunk.
Although the tree was still covered with snow, it was full of fireflies, shining like stars.
Beneath the ancient tree, a girl with long, dark brown hair sat on a huge root sticking out of the ground, swinging her bare feet and softly humming a tune.
From time to time, some of the fireflies that gathered around her landed on top of her head, only to be slapped to death by her.
Slap--- "...
" Ye Anping watched from behind a tree for a while, then walked out with a sigh.
Rustle--- The sound of footsteps made Pei Lianxue's ears twitch and she turned her head.
When she saw it was her brother, she jumped down from the tree root and ran to him.
"Brother!!
" Pei Lianxue opened her arms and pounced on him in one jump.
Ye Anping naturally opened his hands to greet her.
After catching her, he swirled her twice, then relaxed and fell on the grass with her on top.
Her long hair hung down, tickling Ye Anping's face.
Pei Lianxue puffed up her cheeks, grabbed her brother's ears, and complained, "Brother, why are you so late?
I've been waiting for a long time.
" "Flowing Water Peak is patrolling strictly, there was nothing I could do.
" Ye Anping spread his hands helplessly.
He thought for a while before asking, "You weren't seen when you came here, right?
" "No, I came here after I knocked Sister Yun unconscious.
She doesn't know.
" ?
Ye Anping felt a little sorry for Yun Xi.
She would probably wake up with a nasty headache tomorrow morning.
Anyway, once or twice wouldn't affect her.
"Tell me what's the situation over there.
What did Yun Xi do yesterday, and where did she go?
" "Well...
" Pei Lianxue pouted.
"Let's kiss first.
" Ye Anping didn't want to give in and reprimanded her with a frown.
"First, talk.
" Pei Lianxue didn't give in either and retorted, "Kiss first.
" "Sigh...
then, kiss first.
" Resigned, Ye Anping simply relaxed, moistened his lips, and smiled.
Seeing him admit defeat, Pei Lianxue smiled happily, her eyes like two crescent moons.
Without a word, she leaned down and touched her soft lips to his.
Mwah--- Mwah--- mwah--- Mwah mwah--- mwah mwah--- Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah--- Click click click click click--- ?
Pei Lianxue's pecking speed gradually increased.
The more they kissed, the faster it became.
The faster it became, the harder they kissed.
At first, their lips just touched each other.
But after countless kisses, she seemed to have transformed into a woodpecker.
It was no longer kissing but rather bumping their front teeth together.
Ye Anping felt that his front teeth were about to fall out, so he raised his hand to hold his sister's face.
While propping her face, he frowned and asked, "Sister, do you want to compare who has the harder front teeth?
" "...
" Pei Lianxue didn't say anything, she shook her head to shake off his hand and lowered her body again, biting down on her brother's lips and sucking them hard.
Mwah--- Smack~ Ye Anping felt like his lungs were almost vacuumed.
But since his sister liked it this way, he endured it.
After all, it wasn't unbearable as long as she didn't suck up the stomach juices too.
And at this moment.
Whoosh--- A sound like wind broke the silence, and Ye Anping turned his eyes over there.
He saw Feng Yu Die jumping off the flying sword.
She seemed to have just taken a bath, and her silver hair, still wet and tied up at the back of her head, reflected a faint silver light under the moonlight.
Feng Yu Die looked at the two people on the grass, seeming somewhat unhappy.
She came over frowning, squatted down, and said in a slightly aggrieved tone, "Sister Pei, why are you kissing Young Master Ye again?
Why don't you kiss me, too?
" ?
Ye Anping didn't know what to say.
Anyway, it wasn't like he could speak right now.
But Feng Yu Die's next move brought a trace of panic to his eyes.
He saw Feng Yu Die with puckered lips leaning toward where he and Pei Lianxue's lips met.
??????
What the hell was she thinking?
Ye Anping widened his eyes, watching as his sister was still focused on sucking his lips.
He quickly raised his hand to grab Feng Yu Die's head and, with his other hand, tickled his sister's armpit, finally making her pull away.
"Ahahaha...
"