Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
The God of Slaughter's expression turned serious, even though he didn't know anything about the Five-Starred Red Flag or the Party's successor. The Creator God smiled meaningfully and asked, "Question: Why is the apple considered the king of fruits?" Wang Hao laughed and said, "The answer is, because it tempted Eve, woke up Newton, killed Snow White, became the king of mobile phones, dominated square dancing, and even took over Christmas Eve, making countless girls eat bananas under the guise of...
The road to heaven.
Everyone in the room stared at Wang Hao in utter bewilderment. What was this five-star red flag?! And what was this "successor to the Party"?!
The God of Slaughter's expression turned serious, even though he didn't know anything about the Five-Starred Red Flag or the Party's successor.
But the Creator God's expression just now was very strange, which gave him an ominous feeling for some reason.
The Creator God frowned and scrutinized Wang Hao, a long-buried memory instantly surging into his mind.
At the same time, he also found that Wang Hao seemed unremarkable at first glance, but upon closer inspection, he realized that he couldn't see through Wang Hao at all.
Wang Hao said impatiently, "I know I'm handsome, but could you at least say something first? Stop staring at me like that!"
Everyone in the room was terrified, their minds filled with the shock and disbelief.
This bastard is already being a jerk all the time, but now he actually dares to act like a jerk in front of the Creator God! He's a god-like being!
"What should we do!?"
Zhao Yiling, Little Fox, and Binglu were in a panic, desperately wanting to go up and face the danger with Wang Hao.
The pressure from the creator god was too great, so much so that they didn't even have the strength to move, and could only stand there anxiously.
At the same time, the three women secretly wished they could beat Wang Hao to death. Why did he have to provoke the Creator God?! Did he think his life was too comfortable?!
Wang Tianyi and Lin Shiqi looked regretful and felt extremely guilty.
If they had educated Wang Hao from a young age, he certainly wouldn't be so audacious now.
The Supreme Saint wiped the sweat from his brow with trepidation, completely impressed by his fearless young master.
If he dares to flirt with even the creator god, is there anything in this world he wouldn't dare to do?!
The God of Slaughter was inexplicably overjoyed. The more Wang Hao courted death, the closer he would be to his demise.
However, the God of Slaughter felt inexplicably sad because he had not yet obtained Wang Hao's method for refining the power of origin.
"Whether it is or not, we'll only know after the test!" the Creator God said, his eyes slightly narrowed.
Wang Hao said confidently, "Bring it on!"
The entire audience was stunned. What did this creator god mean by "yes" or "no"?! Could he also be a successor to some party?!
"You've got guts!"
The Creator God smirked and quickly said, "Question: My house caught fire, and my wife screamed 'Peng' and woke me from my dream, but unfortunately she perished in the flames. What should I do next?"
Wang Hao quickly replied: "The answer is that you should leave a follow-up review on Taobao while feeling grieving. It's very useful!"
Everyone in the room was completely baffled. What kind of question and answer was this?!
Shouldn't any normal person be crying their heart out beside their wife? What does Wang Hao mean by "very useful"?
The Creator God's eyes lit up, and he asked again, "Question: What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?"
Wang Hao replied somewhat shyly, "The answer is: first, give your girlfriend a boost!"
Everyone in the audience was still in a daze.
I have absolutely no idea what these two are talking about.
The Creator God smiled meaningfully and asked, "Question: Why is the apple considered the king of fruits?"
Wang Hao laughed and said, "The answer is, because it tempted Eve, woke up Newton, killed Snow White, became the king of mobile phones, dominated square dancing, and even took over Christmas Eve, making countless girls eat bananas under the guise of eating apples. Most importantly, its English name is 'get-fired'!"
The entire audience remained completely bewildered. What kind of magical fruit is this apple?! And what is this cannonball?! Why does it seem so amazing?!
The Creator God excitedly asked, "Question: Liu Bei had two sons, Liu Feng and Liu Shan, which together form the name Fengshan, proving that he had the heart of an emperor. Sun Jian's sons were named Sun Quan and Sun Ce, which together form the name Quance, indicating that he was good at strategy. So what about the Cao family?!"
Everyone present was speechless. Who the hell knew anything about the Cao family? Couldn't they give us a hint?!
Wang Hao raised an eyebrow and said, "The answer, including Father, should be: 'Cao, Ren, Zhen, Shuang' (meaning 'exhilaration', 'benevolence', 'truth', and 'satisfaction')!"
"Pfft..."
The entire audience burst into laughter, feeling completely bewildered.
The Liu family had the ambition of emperors, the Sun family had the ambition of strategists, but how come the Cao family was so righteous and generous?!
The difference before and after is just too big! I can't understand it at all!
The Creator God, beaming with excitement, asked, "Question: A group of underage boys and girls, laughing and shamelessly shouting 'I want it! I want it!', then pour white liquid from a cylindrical object into their mouths, drink it all, and then bark like dogs. What kind of scene is this?!"
Everyone present mentally gave the Creator God the middle finger. What a scoundrel! How dare he ask such a vulgar question!
Wang Hao said with utmost seriousness, "Answer: Want Want Milk!"
"milk!?"
Everyone in the room was completely dumbfounded, feeling like they couldn't keep up with the two people's thought processes again.
The Creator God exclaimed excitedly, "If she goes into the sea!"
Wang Hao said in a serious tone, "I will definitely download it!"
The entire audience stared in disbelief. What did this mean?! A matching couplet?!
The Creator God said with tears in his eyes, "Our teacher told us that junior high is strict, high school is intense, and university is relaxed. Do you understand now?!"
Wang Hao wiped away the tears from the corner of his eyes and said, "I understand now. I only realized that university was a fierce battlefield with flying bullets. I only realized that I was living on the Green Grassland after leaving the campus!"
The entire audience was completely exasperated. Could someone please explain to them what these questions were?! Why couldn't they understand a single one?!
The Creator God opened his arms and cried out, "May we all live long and prosper, my little brother. I have been waiting for you for so long."
Wang Hao rushed forward and hugged him, bursting into tears, saying, "We share the same moon though we're a thousand miles apart, brother, I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting."
The God of Slaughter was completely dumbfounded. What exactly was the relationship between these two? Why were they calling each other "brother" and "sister"?
Upon seeing this, the crowd could no longer contain themselves, and a roar of excitement erupted instantly.
"What's going on?! Does Wang Hao know the Creator God?!"
"They probably don't know each other. Wang Hao is far too different from the Creator God."
"I also feel like I don't recognize him, otherwise why would the Creator God give Wang Hao a test?!"
"What are those questions?! Why don't I understand any of them?!"
"I don't understand either. Maybe my understanding isn't deep enough, that's why I don't understand!"
"What level isn't enough!?"
"The level of a scoundrel is not high enough. Only a scoundrel who has reached the peak level can understand what this means."
"I feel the same way, otherwise it's impossible to explain why two people who didn't know each other at the beginning would end up like this."
"Is this what they call mutual appreciation between scoundrels?!"
“…”
Ruan Xiaoqi looked at Wang Hao with admiration, realizing that the culture of "cheap and shameless" was truly profound.
After completing the training, not only will everyone in the world be your brother, but you can also become sworn brothers with the creator god. This is simply invincible...