Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
"Tianrong Gem!" The Elf God was slightly taken aback, and instantly thought of the massive earthquake that had just swept across the entire Heavenly Dragon Domain, which was a sign of the imminent birth of the Heavenly Fusion Gem. Thinking of this, Wang Hao said seriously, "That's because I gave Brother Creator two books, one is 'Plum in a Vase' and the other is 'Pu Tuan'." "Y Futon, J Ping Mei!?" The Elf God paused for a moment, then turned to look at the Death Lord, as if asking if the Death L...
"yes!"
The Lord of Death clasped his hands in response, but couldn't help but sigh inwardly.
In fact, he had long realized that his illustrious reputation in this life had ceased to exist from the day he met the creator god.
Therefore, whether or not he accepts Wang Hao as his apprentice will not affect his lifelong reputation in the slightest.
But he really didn't have the guts to take the Creator God's little brother as his apprentice.
"Now that things are resolved, I'll be going. I won't keep you from competing for the Heavenly Fusion Gem." The Creator God patted Wang Hao on the shoulder and then disappeared from the spot.
"Tianrong Gem!"
The Elf God was slightly taken aback, and instantly thought of the massive earthquake that had just swept across the entire Heavenly Dragon Domain, which was a sign of the imminent birth of the Heavenly Fusion Gem.
However, because the Creator God's Blood Fiend Sword would interfere every time the Heavenly Fusion Gem appeared, very few people now search for the Heavenly Fusion Gem.
Of course, even the Blood Fiend Sword has its moments of weakness in the endless years, and these are the best times for people to seize the Heavenly Fusion Gem.
Wang Hao called out loudly, "Brother, don't rush off, we can still talk."
The Creator God laughed, "That's enough for now, I'm very happy today, let's chat again next time we have time!"
Wang Hao's face darkened. He realized that the Creator God was really unethical, running away after winning a game. Next time, he would definitely get it back with interest.
The Creator God's voice rang out again, "And don't forget, hurry up and go to the Heavenly Realm to get married."
"Let's go to the Heavenly Realm to get married!"
The Elf God frowned, realizing that Wang Hao was not lying; the Creator God had indeed betrothed the Lord of Life to him.
What she couldn't understand was, if the Creator God said Wang Hao was shameless, then why did He still marry his precious disciple to Wang Hao?
"For the sake of my future wife, I'll let it slide for now!" Wang Hao snorted defiantly, deciding to get his revenge later.
The elven god asked with a gossipy look, "Wang Hao, may I ask you something?"
Why would the Creator God marry the Lord of Life to you?!
Wang Hao's eyes darted around, and he thought, since the Creator God had run away and he couldn't confront him, he would just smear him first.
Thinking of this, Wang Hao said seriously, "That's because I gave Brother Creator two books, one is 'Plum in a Vase' and the other is 'Pu Tuan'."
"Y Futon, J Ping Mei!?"
The Elf God paused for a moment, then turned to look at the Death Lord, as if asking if the Death Lord had heard of these two books.
The Lord of Death frowned and said, "I've never heard of either of these books."
"You've never heard of it!?"
The Elf Goddess frowned, her curiosity about the two books growing stronger.
"If you two are interested, why don't we take a look together?"
A meaningful smile appeared on Wang Hao's lips. He then took out the two books, "The Futon" and "Plum in a Vase," and handed them to the Lord of Death.
"Thanks!"
The Lord of Death thanked him and then began to look through the futon.
The Elf God curiously poked his little head out to look, and immediately blushed at the sight of the illustrations.
"This is……"
The Death Lord's eyes twitched slightly; he simply couldn't believe that the Life Lord was only worth two small erotic books.
As for whether the Creator God would sell the Lord of Life for these two books, he felt it was quite possible, because the Creator God's actions were never comprehensible to anyone.
Wang Hao raised an eyebrow and said, "Isn't it exciting!?"
"I'm not interested in this!"
The Lord of Death tossed the two books to Wang Hao expressionlessly, then vanished in a streak of black light.
Wang Hao was slightly taken aback and said, "Damn, this guy is way too aloof!"
"So handsome!"
The Elf Goddess blushed deeply, watching the Lord of Death depart like a lovesick fool.
Even the Elf Goddess was fantasizing that if the Lord of Death had felt something after seeing the futon, wouldn't that have made her wish come true?
Wang Hao curled his lip and said, "I advise you not to like this kind of cold guy, otherwise you might easily get into a conflict with the bus driver."
"Had a conflict with the bus driver? What do you mean!?"
The Elf God was slightly taken aback, completely unaware of what Wang Hao was talking about.
Wang Hao said in a serious tone, "Because the bus driver says every day, 'Move further in, there are still many seats inside,' and if you say it too often, how can you not find contradictions?!"
"You've said too much!?"
The Elf God thought for a moment, but still didn't understand what it meant.
Wang Hao sighed and said, "You don't understand the common way, so I'll be more poetic: 'The cardamom flowers bloom on the third day of the third month, and a little insect crawls inside.'"
"Shameless scoundrel!"
The Elf Queen's proud face flushed red as she instantly understood what Wang Hao meant.
"Splash..."
Just then, a golden light burst forth from Wang Hao and Xiao Bai's bodies.
Little White exclaimed in delight, "This little bunny is going to turn back into a real bunny!"
"What's going on!?"
The Elf God was slightly taken aback, noticing that Wang Hao and Xiao Bai's bodies were beginning to change.
Before long, Wang Hao returned to normal, and Xiao Bai turned into a white rabbit, with the golden "Tian" character on its head shining even brighter than before.
"It's you..."
The elven god cried out in surprise, a surge of emotions, both old and new, welling up within him.
Wang Hao raised an eyebrow and said, "Unexpected, isn't it? Surprised, isn't it?!"
"Surprise my ass!"
The Elf Goddess was furious. If she had known earlier that it was this man and rabbit, she would never have snatched Wang Hao back from the seven main gods.
"Whoosh..."
Just then, several sharp whooshing sounds rang out.
Wang Hao turned his head and saw that the seven main gods had already caught up with them.
"not good!"
The Elf God's expression changed, sensing that things were getting a bit tricky.
You see, Wang Hao has already turned back to normal, so these major gods definitely wouldn't dare to touch him. Therefore, she will definitely be the one to be used as a punching bag in the end.
Wang Hao said in a low voice, "If you don't want to be attacked by a group, then you'd better stand quietly on the side."
The Elf Goddess raised an eyebrow, puzzled as to why Wang Hao wanted to help her, but she had a feeling that he was up to no good.
"That's bullshit!"
The God of Heaven cried out in surprise, and his figure stopped instantly.
"What!"
The other six main gods were so frightened they almost crashed their planes, and quickly steadied themselves and stopped.
Wang Hao greeted everyone with a smile, "Hi everyone, we meet again!"
Little White took a big bite of carrot, thinking to itself, "Now that the luck has turned around, if I don't do something, where will I put my rabbit face?!"
The seven main gods turned pale, indicating that they truly did not want to meet the man and the rabbit.
The Heavenly God frowned and asked, "Brother Ma, did the Elf God follow your orders to capture Wang Hao?!"
Wang Hao sighed and said, "You're right. I asked the Elf God to capture me, but just now I was rescued by someone named Dongfang Bubai."
"Invincible East!"
The five main gods, including the God of Heaven and the God of Garan, exclaimed in surprise, feeling as if they had searched high and low only to find it right under their noses without any effort...
Sorry everyone, I suddenly felt like writing a new book this morning, and I got so into it that I didn't have time to finish this one. I'll make up for it tomorrow or the day after.
Note: The main villain's story is nearing its end, and it's expected to conclude in December. I hope everyone will support my new book then; the opening chapters should immediately give you a taste of my uniquely cheeky humor, haha… *laughter*