Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
"What's going on!?" "If I hadn't heard of it, this old man must be the legendary sorcerer god, someone who has cultivated sorcery to its ultimate level." "That's right, he seemed to be planning to use witchcraft on Thor, but somehow he just collapsed and wouldn't go on." "Should we go and help him up?" "Is your family very rich!?" "Uh, never mind then, these days old people can't afford it." "Could it be that this old man is experiencing excessive sweating due to physical fatigue, leading to a s...
"ah……"
The witch god let out a miserable cry and crashed heavily to the ground from mid-air, raising a cloud of dust.
The onlookers were completely bewildered, having no idea what had happened.
"What's going on!?"
"If I hadn't heard of it, this old man must be the legendary sorcerer god, someone who has cultivated sorcery to its ultimate level."
"That's right, he seemed to be planning to use witchcraft on Thor, but somehow he just collapsed and wouldn't go on."
"Should we go and help him up?"
"Is your family very rich!?"
"Uh, never mind then, these days old people can't afford it."
"Could it be that this old man is experiencing excessive sweating due to physical fatigue, leading to a significant loss of electrolytes and causing some part of his body to become overactive?"
"Can you speak human language!?"
"It's because of the lack of restraint and excessive use that my penis became overexcited and then cramped up."
"No way! This old man is so old, can he even use it!?"
"It's hard to say. Maybe he was just released and is feeling excited."
“That makes sense. They say that after three years in prison, even a sow can be more beautiful than Diao Chan, let alone after millions of years.”
“…”
Undeterred, Xuan Shao and the others were dumbfounded, realizing that these people's imaginations were not just powerful, but extremely powerful.
"how so!"
The witch god stood up from the ground with a trembling body, and looked at Wang Hao not far away with a solemn expression. He saw that Wang Hao was clearly holding a doll and a golden needle in his two hands.
Wang Hao sighed, "I told you long ago that I know witchcraft, but you just wouldn't believe me. Whose fault is that?!"
The sorcerer exclaimed, "Impossible! How could a twenty-year-old brat like you possibly harm an old god like me? Unless you can cultivate my proud sorcery to its peak."
Wang Hao glanced at the witch god, then raised his hand and plunged the golden needle into the doll's penis.
"ah……"
Immediately, the witch god's eyes widened, and he let out a pig-like scream, his whole body curling up into a giant shrimp in an instant.
"this……"
Undying Young Master Xuan and the others stared at Wang Hao in shock, eager to know just how monstrous this guy was. Why could he master a powerful move that others needed a lifetime to comprehend at the age of twenty?
And to think he could comprehend something is one thing, but he could comprehend several different kinds! Is this even fair?!
"My God!"
Immortal Xuan swallowed hard, realizing that his destined nemesis had finally appeared.
The Witch God stared at Wang Hao in shock, his mind instantly flashing back to Wang Hao's domineering and arrogant aura in the Forbidden Domain.
At the same time, the Witch God also deeply regretted it. He thought that as long as he didn't kill Wang Hao, he wouldn't trigger Wang Hao's invincible attribute.
But who knew that this guy wouldn't play by the rules at all? Even if he didn't die, he could easily take him down.
"Aww..."
Just then, the Dragon God roared and stretched out his golden dragon claw, aiming straight for the Witch God's heart.
"not good!"
The witch god's expression changed drastically. He quickly turned his feet and used all his strength to dodge the attack.
"Pfft..."
Immediately, a golden light flashed by, and blood gushed out from the witch god's shoulder.
"Go to hell!"
The Dragon God roared and its claws once again reached for the Witch God.
"Wait, I really didn't kill any newbies!"
The witch god's eyes widened, and he cried out in terror. He simply couldn't understand how a rabbit could provoke such fury from the dragon god.
Just then, a childish voice rang out, "Who called me Baby Bunny!?"
The Dragon God was slightly taken aback and turned to look at the source of the sound, where he saw a rabbit standing on Wang Hao's shoulder, acting cute.
"Dear Brother Wang Hao, please give me this little rabbit!" Little Bai rubbed its fluffy little face against Wang Hao's face, its eyes fixed on the doll in Wang Hao's hand.
It was cultivating when it suddenly sensed Wang Hao's inexplicable excitement.
So out of curiosity, I came out to take a look and ended up seeing its favorite little toy.
Ling Xiao and the others gave the Witch God a sympathetic look. Back then, when Li Yunyang's doll fell into Xiao Bai's hands, the scene was too beautiful to bear, making people feel annoyed just looking at it.
Given Xiaobai's personality, she will definitely use all sorts of cute and charming tactics, shameless and shameless methods to get her hands on this doll.
"This is the Supreme Rabbit!!"
The Dragon God was overjoyed, feeling as if he had ridden a roller coaster, climbing from the trough to the peak.
"Pfft..."
Just then, the Dragon God suddenly felt a pain in his chest. He saw that the Witch God had punched him through the chest, and blood flowed out instantly.
"Aww..."
The Dragon God let out a painful cry and with a powerful swipe of its tail, sent the Witch God flying.
The witch god spat out blood and cried out, "Wang Hao, I have the blood of the Thunder God and the Dragon God in my hands. If you don't want them to die immediately, return my doll to me, and we'll call it even!"
Immortal Xuan Shao curled his lip, "He's already bound by the shackles of fate, yet he still wants to live. What a country bumpkin."
"The shackles of fate!?"
Ling Xiao and the others looked at Sheng Wenjie with puzzled expressions, waiting for him to explain.
Sheng Wenjie explained, “Fate is closely linked to people. Without fate, one can only be a dead person. Moreover, the trajectory of fate is a line that keeps moving forward and never turns back. If this line suddenly breaks, then that person’s life is over.”
Ling Xiao's eyes widened. "You mean, Miss Mengmeng has severed the thread of fate connecting the Witch God?!"
Sheng Wenjie nodded and countered, "Knowing Destiny is someone who can see a person's fate at a glance and decide their life or death with a single word. She is an existence that even the Four Supreme Beings dare not provoke. Now that the Witch God has offended her, do you think she will have a good ending?!"
Ling Xiao and the others gave the Witch God a sympathetic look, feeling that the old guy must have been kicked in the head by a donkey when he went out today.
Not only did they offend the three great ancient masters, but they also provoked Wang Hao, a super pervert. This is like an old man drinking poison; they're tired of living!
Sheng Wenjie said, "Actually, this can't be entirely blamed on the Witch God. Because his witchcraft was so terrifying and he was ruthless, no one dared to associate with him, and in the end, communication broke down, leading to this tragedy."
At this moment, the Dragon God and the Thunder God looked at Wang Hao pleadingly, hoping that he could save their lives.
Wang Hao rubbed Xiaobai's rabbit head and asked, "What do you think about this?!"
Little White tilted his head and thought for a moment, "The Dragon God can be used to pull the cart, and the Thor can be used as a bodyguard. Saving them is actually a good deal."
Wang Hao nodded in agreement. Trading a doomed witch god for two ancient gods was a worthwhile deal.
Everyone in the audience was stunned, feeling that there must be something wrong with their ears.
This man and rabbit actually thought they could have the Dragon God pull their chariot and the Thor act as their bodyguard? Who do they think they are?! Even the Four Great Supreme Beings of antiquity didn't have this kind of entourage...