Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
Just then, Bei Lele's voice rang out, "Wang Hao, are the other two keys to the God of Slaughter's Treasure on you?!" Wang Hao readily admitted, "That's right, it's on me!" Bei Lele reached out and said, "Give me those two keys, or don't blame me for having the Tianba Army steal them." Wang Hao chuckled knowingly, "Go ask the Tianba Army behind you, and see if they dare to steal my things!" Bei Lele said with a look of disgust, "It's all talk and no action. If you could become Beixuan's son-in-la...
Lin Mengmeng gave Wang Hao a thumbs up, indicating that she was convinced by her cousin's twisted logic.
We all only live once, so we're all the same generation. That makes perfect sense!
Wang Hao said earnestly, "Old man, you have to be down-to-earth and not try to take shortcuts. You didn't even meet my targets, so how am I supposed to pay you?! If everyone cuts corners like you, how am I supposed to manage them in the future?!"
The old man was completely bewildered and didn't know what to say for a moment.
You know, he's the kind of person who tries to reason things out, but he ended up getting lectured by Wang Hao. What kind of situation is this?!
Upon witnessing this scene, experts from various universes began to gloat.
"Now Elder Baijie is embarrassed. He wanted to take advantage of his age, but he was taught a lesson by Wang Hao instead."
"Serves him right for only thinking about himself; he got roasted now!"
"However, Wang Hao is also right. We all only live once, so why should I be expected to respect the elderly?"
"There's nothing wrong with respecting the elderly, but what's scary is that some people take advantage of their age and act like they're old and therefore have to give way to others."
"That's right. We need to respect virtuous elderly people, and we should simply ignore those who lack virtue."
"He's lived a whole life and still doesn't have basic morals. What a failure."
"Actually, a failed life is nothing. What's scary is when some people have a bad conscience."
"That's well said. Take those unscrupulous businessmen who sell fake vaccines, for example. People pay money to save their lives, but in the end, they end up paying money to lose their lives. It's really despicable."
“These unscrupulous merchants aren’t scary, at least they get treatment for their money. But these heartless businessmen take money and then kill people. They’re utterly devoid of conscience!”
"We've gone off on a tangent. Do you think Elder Baijie will still have the face to ask for the Nine-Aperture Exquisite Heart later?!"
"What a load of crap! Now that Wang Hao is lecturing Elder Baijie, what face does he have left to ask for anything?"
“…”
Xiao Bai quickly pulled out his notebook and wrote down Wang Hao's fallacious reasoning, preparing to review it properly when he got back.
Wang Hao said calmly, "I know you all want the Nine-Aperture Exquisite Heart."
But rules are rules, and they won't change for anyone. Only if you capture Haotian alive will I keep my word.
"Why……"
The experts from various universes sighed. Just as they had expected, Wang Hao wouldn't give them the Nine-Aperture Exquisite Heart unless Haotian was captured alive.
Young Master Bu Si Xuan said with admiration, "Brother Wang is indeed Brother Wang. He can be a cunning merchant and still maintain a virtuous image, and he speaks so eloquently that he makes others work for him for free. He is truly admirable!"
Yue Li muttered, "What do you mean by 'making sense'? This is clearly just toxic motivational fluff."
Lin Mengmeng and the others nodded in agreement. They had been deeply harmed by Wang Hao's toxic motivational speeches and hadn't seen any benefits yet. They were still clinging to Wang Hao's coattails, hoping he would have a change of heart.
Just then, Bei Lele's voice rang out, "Wang Hao, are the other two keys to the God of Slaughter's Treasure on you?!"
Wang Hao readily admitted, "That's right, it's on me!"
Bei Lele reached out and said, "Give me those two keys, or don't blame me for having the Tianba Army steal them."
Wang Hao chuckled knowingly, "Go ask the Tianba Army behind you, and see if they dare to steal my things!"
Bei Lele said with a look of disgust, "It's all talk and no action. Tianba Army, listen to my command, snatch the key from Wang Hao!"
The members of the Tianba Army exchanged glances, and whispers began to circulate.
"To go or not to go!?"
"Go for it, my foot! This Wang Hao is the son-in-law personally chosen by the overlord of Beixuan. You dare to go for him?!"
"Exactly! What if Wang Hao really chooses the Three Divine Mountains? If we take him now, wouldn't that be the same as courting death?!"
"They're just a young couple having a little fun, why are we getting involved?!"
"Since no one's going up, let's all just look at the stars quietly and stop talking."
“…”
Bei Lele stomped her feet in anger, becoming increasingly certain that her father had lost his mind. Otherwise, why would he think of finding her a shameless husband like Wang Hao?
Wang Hao smiled and said, "Actually, if you want to go treasure hunting, the two of us can go together."
Bei Lele thought for a moment and said, "Cooperation is fine, but this treasure needs to be split 80/20, I'll take 80% and you take 20%!"
"Pfft..."
Lin Mengmeng and the others burst out laughing, genuinely suspecting that this girl had been kicked in the head by a donkey.
For a shrewd businessman like Wang Hao to want an 80/20 split of the spoils is simply impossible.
Wang Hao said unhurriedly, "I not only want all of the God of Slaughter's Treasure, but I also need you to lead the Heavenly Tyrant Army to assist me. If you can do that, then I can consider becoming your father's apprentice instead of his son-in-law."
Bei Lele's eyes lit up. "A real man keeps his word. If you dare to lie to me, I'll make you pay."
"Sigh, it's really heartbreaking that you agreed so readily." Wang Hao sighed and said, "Don't leave the Tianfa Universe recently. We'll drive the Tianfa Universe home."
"I understand!"
Bei Lele stuck out her little tongue at Wang Hao triumphantly, then mounted her white horse and led the Tianba Army away into the starry sky, disappearing without a trace.
Lin Mengmeng asked curiously, "Cousin, you just released it like that?! If you could become Beixuan's son-in-law, then the Three Divine Mountains would all be yours in the future!"
Wang Hao tapped Lin Mengmeng's head, "You're so silly, haven't you ever heard of casting a long line to catch a big fish?!"
Lin Mengmeng suddenly realized, "You want to get the God of Slaughter's Treasure first, and then deal with Bei Lele. That way, the God of Slaughter's Treasure and the Three Divine Mountains will all be yours!"
Immortal Xuan Shao looked on with admiration, "Brother Wang is indeed Brother Wang. This level of shamelessness is something I can't learn!"
Chu Tianba and Sheng Wenjie nodded in agreement. They said they could never learn from this kind of genius who made his fortune by living off women.
Wang Hao turned to look at Ying Sha, "Let's move forward in the Heavenly Law Universe, we're going to the Pangu Universe."
Shadow Killer hesitated before speaking, then said, "Brother Wang Hao, the Heavenly Law Universe is in a state of disrepair right now. If you drive it around recklessly, I'm afraid the journey won't be peaceful!"
"Spying is great!" Wang Hao laughed. "My rabbit is probably hoping for this to happen right now."
Little White said excitedly, "This little rabbit is going to uphold justice and arrest all these wicked guys and drag them to the attic."
Wang Hao gave Xiaobai a thumbs up, "As expected of the rabbit I raised, it's always full of positive energy."
Little White said modestly, "Oh, no, no, the reason why I, Little Rabbit, have such a strong sense of justice is because I am influenced by my surroundings."
Everyone's faces darkened. Was this guy and rabbit really going to be praising each other?!
Ying Sha clasped his hands in a fist salute, then hurried off to the Kaitianfa Universe, fearing that if he stayed any longer he would vomit up his dinner from the night before...