Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
It's impossible for him to fool the five of us Gods." The main gods of the Heavenly Fiery God and the Devouring God nodded in agreement, feeling that what the main god of the Garan God said made a lot of sense. The Creator God himself said that the Sunflower Manual was the number one divine skill in the world. There's no way it's fake." The Creator God said innocently, "I meant the Sunflower Manual is the number one divine skill in the world, and that's exactly what it says in the novel!
"If you don't court death, you won't die!"
The Devouring God and the Heavenly Fiend God exchanged a glance, and an ominous premonition instantly welled up in their hearts.
Especially Wang Hao's statement that he could only impersonate Dongfang Bubai made them even more panicked. Could it be that the voice they heard back then was really Wang Hao in disguise?!
"call out……"
Just then, several whooshing sounds rang out.
Wang Hao turned his head and saw the God of Inquiry, the God of Garan, and the God of Slaughter dragging their heavily injured bodies before them.
The God of Garan said coldly, "Impossible. This kid could never impersonate Master Dongfang. Even if he has great talent, his cultivation is only at the lower-level God King level. It's impossible for him to fool the five of us Gods."
The main gods of the Heavenly Fiery God and the Devouring God nodded in agreement, feeling that what the main god of the Garan God said made a lot of sense. If a lower-level god-king could really deceive five main gods, then what kind of main gods were they?
The Elf God coughed and said, "You may not know, but this bastard is actually Wang Hao, and he is also the younger brother of the Creator God. I think it shouldn't be difficult for him to impersonate Dongfang Bubai and deceive you."
"The creator god's younger brother!?"
The five main gods felt a sudden tremor in their hearts, realizing they were one step closer to being deceived.
Wang Hao said in a serious tone, "Let me reintroduce myself. My name is Wang Hao. Please don't call me by the wrong name when you see me in the future. Of course, as the most handsome man in the world, you can't mistake me even if you want to."
The Elf God's face darkened. He couldn't stand Wang Hao's narcissism anymore. What kind of number one handsome man was he? He was clearly the number one menace in the world!
The Creator God gave Wang Hao an extremely disdainful look. The world's most handsome man? Didn't he even ask if his mother vomited when she was pregnant with him?! He has absolutely no self-awareness!
The God of Heaven exclaimed excitedly, "Impossible! You must have conspired to deceive us. The Creator God himself said that the Sunflower Manual was the number one divine skill in the world. There's no way it's fake."
The Creator God said innocently, "I meant the Sunflower Manual is the number one divine skill in the world, and that's exactly what it says in the novel! Besides, I warned you back then not to cultivate the Sunflower Manual!"
"!?"
The God of Garan and the God of Slaughter were completely dumbfounded, wishing they could grab two watermelon knives and hack that bastard God of Asking Heaven to death.
This message is so unreliable!
"puff……"
Upon devouring the main god, the Yao Li main god immediately spat out a mouthful of blood, feeling that his body and mind had suffered a severe blow.
They had thought they had found a powerful backer, but it turned out to be a fictional character. They really regretted it when they believed the nonsense of the God of Heaven!
"Impossible, impossible..."
The God of Heaven shook his head repeatedly, unable to accept this fact.
Blood Fiend Sword felt immense sympathy for the five main gods' plight. They had actually encountered the legendary duo of villains, which was truly the worst luck imaginable!
Wang Hao sighed and said, "Just accept reality! My brother is just that kind of despicable person."
The Creator God retorted angrily, "Who are you calling immoral? If you hadn't created that Sunflower Manual, would we even know the name Dongfang Bubai?!"
Wang Hao said angrily, "I took out the Sunflower Manual to tease my disciples, but they insisted on trying to snatch it. How can you blame me for that?!"
"If you can tease your apprentice like this, what would happen if you teased other people? They'd be reduced to ashes!"
The elven god muttered to himself, subconsciously taking a few steps back to maintain a safe distance from Wang Hao.
The Creator God glanced at the Elf God and thought to himself, "My little brother is probably like me. He treats men like a joke, but when it comes to women, he'll play around with them 99% of the time!"
"puff……"
The five main gods could no longer withstand the blow and all spat out a mouthful of blood.
The Creator God asked curiously, "What's wrong with them?! Even if they know it's all fake, there's no need for them to vomit blood, is there?!"
The God of Destiny, Yao Li, said with a wry smile, "We've all practiced the Sunflower Manual, do you think it's necessary for us to vomit blood?!"
The Creator God exclaimed in surprise, "You really practiced it?!"
The God of Slaughter, the God of Destruction, and the others exchanged glances, then nodded in agreement.
"Amazing, my gods!"
The Creator God gave the five main gods a thumbs up, and couldn't help but admire their courage.
Wang Hao smiled and said, "Now that you've started practicing the Sunflower Manual, I think the Eastern Depot and Western Depot must need talents like you. Should I write you letters of recommendation?"
"cough……"
The Creator God was choked by the spittle and realized that this little brother was really too mischievous.
The elven god asked curiously, "What are the Eastern Depot and the Western Depot?!"
Wang Hao said in a serious tone, "That is an extremely yin place. The main task is to help Empress Jie and Ju Cheng become the emperor's favorite."
"An extremely Yin place? The Empress Dowager? Chrysanthemums becoming the Emperor's favorite?"
The Elf God looked puzzled, completely unable to understand what Wang Hao was saying.
"Explain yourself slowly! I'm leaving now!"
The Creator God left behind a single sentence, then vanished from the spot with the Blood Fiend Sword. He felt that the car was going too fast and might flip over.
Wang Hao sighed and said, "That guy is really something, leaving just like that. I was thinking of asking him to sing a duet of 'Cooling Down' for these five gods."
The Elf God asked curiously, "What song is this 'Cooling Down' again?!"
Wang Hao sang in a voice as loud as a chicken's: "The cool night sky turns into a river of longing for you, transforming into spring mud to protect me..."
The five main gods' faces darkened completely. They realized that this bastard was truly wicked. He actually sang such a love song in front of them—was he deliberately mocking them for not having male genitalia?!
The Elf Goddess couldn't bear to watch any longer, so she grabbed Wang Hao and quickly disappeared from the spot, fearing that if they stayed any longer, the five gods would kill them to silence them.
Wang Hao's displeased voice rang out, "Why are you pulling me away?! If you don't like it, let's change the song. Same chicken, same eggs, but we're different."
"puff……"
The five main gods spat out another mouthful of blood, feeling that Wang Hao had angered them so much that he had taken away at least half of their lifespan.
"Whoosh..."
Just then, two sharp whooshing sounds rang out.
The five main gods frowned, and then Yue Tian and his son Yue Bai landed steadily in front of them.
It's the two of you!
The God of Garan's expression suddenly turned ferocious as he gathered all the divine power he had left.
Yuebai called out repeatedly, "Brother, wait a minute, let me finish what I have to say."
Yue Tian said urgently, "We are here on behalf of the Lord God to recruit you. Moreover, the Lord God is even more powerful than the Creator God. As long as you follow the Lord God, you will surely achieve great success."
"More powerful than the creator god!?"
The five main gods' faces instantly darkened. First it was Dongfang Bubai, and now it's the Heavenly Lord. Do they have the word "idiot" written all over their faces...?