Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
You're not here to recite another erotic poem, are you?" As soon as he finished speaking, the whole room burst into laughter. "Ha ha……" Just then, Wang Hao suddenly burst into laughter, "I never expected that Young Master Ye and I would have the same hobbies, what a coincidence!" The moment he finished speaking, the entire room fell silent. Just as the entire room fell silent, with only Zhao Yiling's slow footsteps remaining, Wang Hao took the folding fan from behind his neck and his entire deme...
Du Feng squinted at Ye Qing. Although he couldn't teach Ye Qing a lesson here, he could still make him look foolish.
Thinking of this, Du Feng sneered, "Ye Qing, this is a poetry banquet hosted by the young lady. You're not here to recite another erotic poem, are you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the whole room burst into laughter.
Last time, someone held a poetry banquet and invited Ye Qing. However, Ye Qing thought he was some kind of extraordinary talent and recited a erotic poem, which became the laughing stock of the Gemini aristocratic circle.
"You..." Ye Qing's face turned cold. Although he was proud of his shame, he was not someone to be ridiculed, especially by Du Feng.
"Ha ha……"
Just then, Wang Hao suddenly burst into laughter, "I never expected that Young Master Ye and I would have the same hobbies, what a coincidence!"
The moment he finished speaking, the entire room fell silent. Who was this guy? He's so flamboyant!
It's unbelievable that someone would be so proud of writing erotic poems; the world is truly full of wonders!
"Brother Feilong!"
Ye Qing's eyes gleamed with golden light. His greatest pursuit in life was to be a hypocrite, like those talented scholars.
Unfortunately, he had limited literary talent and couldn't compose poems at all, but when it came to erotic poems, he was quite knowledgeable.
Now that this Jade-Faced Little Flying Dragon can also compose erotic poems, how could he not be excited? They are practically like-minded comrades-in-arms!
"Young Master Ye, could you sing a song on the spot?" Wang Hao invited.
Ye Qing nodded, then frowned and thought, "One night, one hillside, a man and a woman groping each other. Up and down, moaning, thrusting and shuddering."
"Good, good, good, very evocative..." Wang Hao clapped his hands and exclaimed, then said, "Young Master Ye, what do you think of my poem? 'The bow bends to shoot the sun and shatters the sky, rivers flow and flood the dense forest. The world's giants display their tyranny, destroying flowers and pulling up grass, unstoppable.'"
"Brilliant, truly brilliant!" Ye Qing looked at Wang Hao with admiration. As expected of the talented Jade-Faced Little Flying Dragon, he could write such an evocative and artistic poem, far surpassing Ye Qing's own.
Le Xuan and the others looked embarrassed. What on earth was this bastard thinking?! Who writes this kind of poem, and so proudly of it?!
"Hmph! A filthy person like you,"
"This is a disgrace to the literary world!" Du Feng glared at Wang Hao.
“That’s right, it’s a disgrace to be at the same banquet as this kind of person. Everyone, get this scum out of here!” Ma Tianwen raised his arm and shouted loudly.
Wang Hao tucked his folding fan behind his neck, then walked up to Ma Tianwen. "Damn it, I hate pretentious people the most, especially a hypocrite who dares to act tough in front of me. Believe me or not, I'll beat you so badly your own mother won't recognize you today..."
Before he finished speaking, Wang Hao raised his hand and punched Ma Tianwen in the face, followed by a barrage of punches raining down on him.
Upon seeing this, the entire audience erupted in uproar. Who on earth was this guy?! How dare he assault someone at Miss Zhao Yiling's poetry banquet?! Did he have a death wish?!
Seeing this, Le Xuan and the others all covered their foreheads, feeling a headache coming on. Did this guy even know what it meant to be low-key?
They need to be aware that they are not in the Interstellar Federation, but in the Yaotian Federation. They should keep a low profile as much as possible to avoid arousing suspicion.
But Wang Hao, on the other hand, has no idea what it means to be low-key.
Not only is he having a passionate affair with scum like Ye Qing, but he's also started the "Wolf Walks the World" music club, producing a constant stream of great songs. Now, he's even gotten into a fight at Zhao Yiling's banquet, and his "Wolf Walks the World Girls' Private Collection" is set to be released in a few days. Is he trying to get everyone to investigate his background?!
Just then, all the lights in the room suddenly went out with a bang, leaving only a beam of light that illuminated a beautiful figure in a formal dress.
"It's Miss Ye!" Ye Qing trembled with fear upon seeing the beautiful figure.
Wang Hao stopped what he was doing and turned his head to look. He saw the beautiful figure slowly turn around. Her face was absolutely stunning, and her figure was just right, neither too fat nor too thin.
Just as the entire room fell silent, with only Zhao Yiling's slow footsteps remaining, Wang Hao took the folding fan from behind his neck and his entire demeanor changed, transforming him into a handsome and elegant man.
Then, arriving at Zhao Yiling's usual route, he said softly, "Truly, a single glance from her could captivate a hundred beauties, making all the beauties of the six palaces pale in comparison."
In an instant, the entire room fell even more silent, and all eyes were fixed on Wang Hao, as if they had seen a ghost. Was this really the man who had just written the erotic poem?!
Zhao Yiling's almond-shaped eyes sparkled, and her heart began to race instantly. This man's literary talent was indeed outstanding. If he was also skilled in martial arts... wasn't he the prince charming of her dreams?
Thinking of this, Zhao Yiling's pretty face suddenly turned red, as if she had applied rouge.
Upon seeing this, Ye Qing's face was filled with terror. If this Brother Feilong was ruthless towards Zhao Yiling, then what awaited him was nothing short of hellish torture for Zhao Yiling.
Thinking of this, Ye Qing quickly left, intending to create the illusion that he was not familiar with these beasts from the Wolf Gang, hoping to get away with it.
With a smile on his face, Wang Hao walked gracefully to Zhao Yiling and looked at her affectionately. "What happened during the day was my fault, so I came here tonight to apologize. But you can't blame me, because Miss Zhao is so beautiful that I can't help but fall for her."
Zhao Yiling's pretty face turned even redder, and she said coquettishly, "I think you're just here to act like a hooligan. You don't even have a single thorn branch, yet you dare to say you've come to apologize with thorns on your back. You have no sincerity at all."
"Thorns?" Wang Hao looked puzzled. "I said I was offering my 'essence' as a form of apology. What does that have to do with thorns!?"
"Pfft..."
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter. This was indeed that scoundrel who had just written erotic poems. How could he say such vulgar things?
"You..." Zhao Yiling stomped her feet in anger. How dare this bastard humiliate her like this.
"Don't be angry. The reason I said that is because I've fallen hopelessly in love with you and want to possess you completely..."
Wang Hao looked at Zhao Yiling with deep affection, his hand instinctively wrapping around her slender waist, pulling her into his arms possessively, feeling the smooth, silky texture of her skin, and even slowly moving his lips towards Zhao Yiling for a kiss.
"You...I..." Zhao Yiling watched Wang Hao getting closer and closer, her heart pounding wildly like a deer, completely forgetting that she was a Martial King level expert and that the other person was only a Martial Master.
Ling Xiao and the others were dumbfounded, recalling Wang Hao's words about the ultimate secret to picking up girls: shamelessness! Shamelessness! Shamelessness!!
To forcibly pull Zhao Yiling into his arms and kiss her within a minute of meeting her—no one with any sense of shame would do that…