Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
I've never seen him before!" "The person who can pilot such a powerful spaceship must be someone important, but I really don't recognize this person!" "His spaceship is capable of fighting gods; it's on the same level as the Life Ark of the Life Ruler." "The Ark of Life was a birthday gift personally crafted by the Creator God for the Lord of Life. Otherwise, he wouldn't have said "please forgive me," but rather "please support me." However, Wang Hao was too wicked, and she didn't know what his ...
"Big pig's trotter!?"
The elven god looked puzzled, unable to understand what this big pig's trotter was.
Unable to figure it out, the Elf God stopped trying to think about it and quickly followed after them.
When the Elf God stepped out of the Ultimate Demon Ship, he saw pedestrians on the road pointing and whispering about Wang Hao.
"Who is this person? I've never seen him before!"
"The person who can pilot such a powerful spaceship must be someone important, but I really don't recognize this person!"
"His spaceship is capable of fighting gods; it's on the same level as the Life Ark of the Life Ruler."
"The Ark of Life was a birthday gift personally crafted by the Creator God for the Lord of Life. How can this be compared to it!?"
"Could this person also be related to the creator god!?"
"Look, aren't the people getting off the spaceship the spirit gods of the Pure Land of Bliss?!"
"It really is the Elven God! Could this spaceship belong to the Elven God?!"
"Impossible! How could the current Pure Land of Bliss possibly have the capability to build such a spaceship!?"
"Perhaps the Elf God and the Creator God have fallen in love."
"Bullshit! If you were really in love with the Creator God, would you be getting so close to a little kid?!"
“That makes sense. Even if the Elf Goddess were to keep a gigolo, she wouldn’t be so blatant.”
“…”
The Elf Lord's face turned ashen with rage; he wished he could tear these people's foul mouths apart.
Wang Hao clasped his hands and said, "Dear fellow villagers, I am new to your esteemed place. Due to my limited funds, I can only borrow your space to perform my special skill. I hope you will all be understanding."
Please forgive me, please forgive me!
Xiao Bai stood on Wang Hao's shoulder, cupped his hands in greeting to the crowd, and searched for a target to attack.
"A unique skill!?"
Everyone in the room was slightly taken aback, and then looked at Wang Hao as if he were a fool.
You should know,
They're all gods, beings capable of flying and disappearing into the earth. Who would go to watch a street performance for no reason?!
"A unique skill!?"
The Elf Goddess frowned slightly, realizing that the "special skill" Wang Hao spoke of wasn't some street performance, but rather that he was about to start doing bad things.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have said "please forgive me," but rather "please support me."
However, Wang Hao was too wicked, and she didn't know what his special skill was. But it seemed that the rabbit only had one special skill: to stage an accident that would bankrupt you.
Thinking of this, the Elf God immediately felt pleased and gave everyone present a sympathetic look, hoping they would still look at Wang Hao as if he were an idiot later.
As for warning these people to be careful of rabbits, the Elf Goddess hadn't thought of it, because women are always petty, and since these people were speaking ill of her, she had no intention of repaying evil with kindness.
Wang Hao laughed and said, "Rabbit, now that we've exchanged greetings, let's begin!"
"OK!"
Little White nodded its head and then disappeared onto Wang Hao's shoulder.
"Has it started!?"
The Elf God immediately perked up, eager to grab a small stool and sit down to watch.
The next second, a childish voice rang out throughout the room, "Ah, you bumped into this little bunny! Hurry up and pay me back!"
Everyone instinctively turned to look, only to see Xiaobai lying at the feet of a very wealthy middle-aged man, using a level seven artifact, the Fairy Feather Ribbon, to bind the man's feet and prevent him from running away without paying.
"What!?"
The portly middle-aged man's pupils suddenly contracted, as if he had won the legendary lottery.
Moreover, the credibility of this award is very high. After all, the Ultimate Demon Ship is there. If a rabbit could get off such a divine spaceship and still dare to openly and blatantly try to extort money from it, it's obvious whether it's genuine or not.
At the same time, he also understood what Wang Hao meant by "tolerance" earlier. With the Creator God as his backer, who would dare not tolerate him?
As if to confirm the wealthy middle-aged man's idea, a golden "天" (heaven) character appeared on Xiaobai's forehead.
"Splash..."
Upon seeing this, everyone was so frightened that they retreated one after another, and the uproar resumed.
"So it turns out that the one connected to the creator god wasn't the elven god, but this rabbit!"
"Could this be the legendary 'fake accident rabbit'?!"
"Now that the 'Fake Rabbit' has appeared, what about the 'Extortion Fox'?!"
"Your information is outdated. The 'Fake Rabbit' and 'Extortion Fox' have recently recruited new members."
"What? A new member has joined!?"
"That's right, it's a rabbit. I heard that people now call them the three pests!"
"I've also heard that the old 'accident-faking rabbits' have now become 'photo-taking rabbits,' and the new rabbits have become the new generation of 'accident-faking rabbits.'"
"My goodness! They're getting more and more professional!"
"I can't live like this anymore. I thought I could get rich after entering the Heavenly Realm, but I didn't expect them to chase me all the way to the Heavenly Realm."
"My wife, whom I was supposed to marry, is in danger. Am I destined to be alone forever?!"
“…”
Wang Hao glanced at Xiao Bai and realized that Xiao Bai's reputation was growing. He had to do something about it, otherwise it wouldn't be good if he couldn't keep order at home in the future.
Thinking of this, Wang Hao took out a white banner that read, "Guan Guan Jujiu, on the river islet, rich lady in the city, remember to look for me."
Below the white banner was a message: "Dear customer, please remember to pay and leave a good review!"
"Cough cough..."
The entire audience was instantly choked up. This guy really was a pretty boy! But this was far too blatant!
"I have a headache!"
The Elf God covered his forehead, unable to believe that Wang Hao's supposed special skill was being a gigolo.
Of course, she had her doubts about this at the Gate of Heaven, but who would believe that the Creator God's younger brother was a gigolo?
But Wang Hao did it without any scruples, and he did it so openly and honestly that he even had a signboard!
"Boom..."
Just then, endless lightning crackled in the sky, and a tremendous pressure suddenly descended, as if ten thousand mountains had fallen from the heavens to earth, making everyone present gasp for breath.
The Elf God exclaimed in alarm, "The Lord of Life has arrived!"
"My little Liu is here!"
Wang Hao instantly perked up. He had heard that this Life Sovereign was incredibly beautiful, but he didn't know if it was true or not, or if he should return it.
"What's going on?!"
Xiao Bai cried out in surprise, and her body suddenly floated up from the ground.
Just then, a melodious voice, like a rare orchid in a secluded valley, rang out, "Where did you come from, little one?! Why have I never seen you before?!"
Wang Hao's heart skipped a beat as he realized that the voice had a magical power, capable of instantly calming people down and even giving them a feeling of being reborn.
And based on his years of experience as a philanderer, she must be a stunning beauty; he doesn't need to return her...