Universe’s Ultimate BOSS

Ruan Xiaoqi clasped his hands and said, "My name is Ruan Xiaoqi. Because I come from a wealthy family, I am nicknamed 'wearing gold and silver' (meaning I am adorned with finery and succubus)."

"My apologies!" Wang Hao returned the greeting, "My name is Wang Xiaobai. Because I know a bit of Buddhism, people call me 'Buddha's Palm' (a type of Buddhist palm technique)."

"Pfft..."

The audience burst into laughter again, unsure of what to say about these two shameless individuals.

Calling them vulgar is one thing, but...

But his literary skills are truly admirable!

You'd say they're cultured, right?

That's going too far with its vulgarity!

Xiao Bai angrily pulled out her notebook and wrote down that in a certain month of a certain year, Wang Hao had ruined Xiao Bai's reputation and needed to compensate her with 10 tons of carrots.

Ruan Xiaoqi's expression changed slightly, realizing that she had truly met her match.

Wang Hao carefully examined Qi Ruan Xiaoqi and felt an unprecedented pressure.

Xiao Zilong couldn't stand it any longer and clasped his hands in a fist and said, "Young lady, if we're talking about literature, I doubt anyone here can meet Miss Kexin's standards. Perhaps we could compete on something else?"

Qin Jiutian nodded and said, "Miss Kexin's partner is someone who will accompany her on the Path to Heaven. This is definitely about ability, not just finding someone to chat with, so let's compare something else!"

Zheng Xige agreed, "As long as Miss Kexin takes me to the Path to Heaven, I promise to listen to Miss Kexin along the way and never act alone."

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone in the room started shouting.

"I really don't understand why you need literary skills to get to the Path to Heaven?!"

"Exactly! This isn't like Miss Kexin's matchmaking contest based on her literary skills. What's the point of looking at her literary talent?!"

"These days, most educated people are scumbags. It's better to be like us, straightforward and safe!"

"That makes sense. If you ask me, we should just take action and choose the strongest one!"

“I think Zheng Xige is right. As long as Miss Kexin takes us there, we promise to obey.”

"That's right,"

"This journey to the heavens is about seeking opportunities, what's the point of testing literary skills?!"

“…”

The maid sighed. She had told Kexin long ago that finding someone with literary talent among these roughnecks was practically impossible.

Unfortunately, her daughter insisted on finding a cultured man, which left her feeling quite helpless.

"If you're not capable, don't spout nonsense. Who said no one can meet Miss Kexin's standards?! Aren't my brother Wang and I human?!" Ruan Xiaoqi gave everyone present a disdainful look.

Wang Hao nodded repeatedly, indicating his strong agreement.

Qin Jiutian said coldly, "Ruan Xiaoqi, Miss Kexin is looking for cultured people, not shameless scoundrels like you."

"Who are you calling a shameless scoundrel?!"

Ruan Xiaoqi's face instantly turned cold, and her aura swirled around her, clearly indicating that she was about to make a move.

"So what if I call you a shameless rogue!? Do you want to fight me!?" Qin Jiutian smiled contemptuously, and an extremely terrifying aura surrounded him.

Wang Hao looked at Ruan Xiaoqi and Qin Jiutian with great interest and found that both of them had reached the Heavenly Universe Lord level, and judging from their age rings, neither of them was more than a thousand years old.

Although a thousand years old is considered very young for cultivators in the multiverse, for him, it is definitely old age.

Xiao Bai curled his lip and said, "This kind of trash dares to call himself a genius?! It's like when there are no rabbits in the mountains, the tiger becomes king!"

Wang Hao rolled his eyes, admitting defeat to this narcissistic rabbit.

The maid hurriedly called out, "Please stop, both of you. My young lady said that as long as someone can write a poem describing the scenery, he will pass the first test."

"The first level!?"

Everyone in the room was stunned. Could there be several more levels below?!

The maid hurriedly said, "My young lady is looking for a partner who is skilled in both literature and martial arts. So the first test is a literary contest, the second is a contest of personal talent, and the third is a martial arts contest. Whoever can pass the test can go with my young lady to the Path to Heaven to seek opportunities."

"OMG!"

A groan of despair erupted from the crowd. They still had some hope for the next two rounds, but this first round, which was a test of writing skills, was truly a challenge for them!

Ruan Xiaoqi laughed and said, "I'm most skilled at describing scenery in poetry. Listen carefully, everyone: 'A winding path leads to a secluded spot, where twin peaks flank a stream. A spring drips from the cave, and grass grows lush on the walls. Fish are hard to raise in the water, and birds roost even without a forest. How pitiful that such a small place has captivated so many people!'"

The expressions on everyone's faces were quite strange, even though the scenery described in the poem was very beautiful.

But why does it sound so vulgar coming from Ruan Xiaoqi's mouth?!

"What a fine poem, what a fine poem..." Wang Hao clapped repeatedly and said, "Now that Brother Ruan has written one, it's my turn to make a fool of myself."

Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes lit up, and she said softly, "Brother Wang, please!"

Wang Hao pretended to take two steps, then shook his head and said, "Crying, Uncle, fainting, small hole, flowing water, Renjia, rubbing, fine seam, numb hands, sucking yang, below the knee, short and long people, add more!"

The entire audience was stunned. Ruan Xiaoqi's poem could at least be considered elegant, but Wang Xiaobai's was far too blatant!

"Dirty!"

Xiao Zilong said angrily, "I suggest we kick this shameless person out. His presence is an insult to us."

"Get them out, get them out..."

Everyone present agreed and unanimously demanded that Wang Hao be kicked out.

Ruan Xiaoqi tugged at Wang Hao and whispered, "Brother Wang, why don't you choose another one? This poem, though very evocative, doesn't fit the theme!"

"I thought I had found a soulmate, but who knew..."

Wang Hao sighed in disappointment, leaped to a wall, and then took out the Dominator Sword and began to wield it rapidly.

"call out……"

Immediately, a series of sharp whistling sounds rang out, and streaks of dark sword light flashed past everyone's eyes.

Everyone in the room frowned, wondering what Wang Xiaobai was up to.

After a moment, Wang Hao stopped wielding his sword and gently blew a breath toward the wall.

"Splash..."

The next second, the fragments on the wall slowly fell down, revealing dozens of powerful, bold characters.

Withered vines, old trees, and crows at dusk; a small bridge, flowing water, and a humble dwelling; an ancient road, a west wind, and a lean horse. The setting sun sinks in the west; a heartbroken traveler is at the ends of the earth.

At this moment, everyone in the audience was completely stunned. Good heavens, so this poem can be interpreted in this way. It is far superior to Ruan Xiaoqi's poem in terms of both artistic conception and sophistication.

Ruan Xiaoqi was dumbfounded, feeling as if she had not met an opponent, but a senior master.

Wang Hao sighed and said, "I often feel that I'm not perverted enough, and that I don't fit in with you all. Today I finally proved that point. You all can think so vulgarly about such a good poem. What else is that but perversion..."