Universe’s Ultimate BOSS

"Fine, since you want to be tortured, then I'll grant your wish."

Wang Hao stepped forward, took the astronomical stone from Guo Yunzi's hand, and then handed it to Xiaobai.

At this moment, everyone stared at Little White on Wang Hao's shoulder as if they had seen a ghost. This rabbit had actually spoken!?

In their understanding, a monster is a monster. Even the high-level, highly intelligent monsters have never spoken human language, unless they are sacred beasts or divine beasts that roam the universe.

But now, a rabbit with at most the strength of a martial arts master is actually speaking human language. Could this rabbit be a descendant of some divine beast?!

Le Xuan and the others felt a chill run down their spines, sensing that something bad was about to happen. If someone was interested in Xiao Bai, wouldn't that be creating unnecessary trouble for them?

"What are you looking at? A bunch of country bumpkins, have you never seen a rabbit before?" Wang Hao gave everyone a disdainful middle finger.

"Rogue Rabbit!?"

Everyone was immediately puzzled. What kind of mythical beast was this?!

Little White sensed Wang Hao's thoughts and immediately wiggled its long ears, wriggled its little bottom, and waved its short, furry paws, "I am the universe's super invincible rogue rabbit! Mom says I'm very well-behaved, just a little lewd and a little violent..."

Seeing this, all the girls in the room had hearts sparkling in their eyes. It was so cute and adorable!

Not only can it talk, but it can also sing and dance. It's practically the ideal pet in their hearts. Especially since the song is so raunchy, it truly lives up to its name as a rascal rabbit. I really want one.

Le Xuan and the others turned pale. Xiao Bai had indeed gone astray following Wang Hao; he was actually singing Huang Ge's songs.

After singing two lines, Xiaobai suddenly stopped. It could feel the way the girls were looking at it, as if they wanted to devour it alive.

Upon seeing this, Xiaobai was so frightened that it immediately burrowed into Wang Hao's clothes and dared not show its head again.

Now the group of girls were even more excited and quickly surrounded Wang Hao.

"Young man, how much for your rabbit?!"

"Handsome young man, name your price, and I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

"If you're having trouble setting a price, young man, then come to my house."

Let's talk this over slowly.

“…”

Wang Hao looked at the group of girls with a wary expression. "I'm not selling rabbits, and you can forget about tricking this innocent boy into going home to do naughty things."

As soon as she finished speaking, a huge "Holy crap" popped into the girl's mind. Now she's pretending to be innocent. Who was acting all sassy like a seasoned pro when she was writing those erotic poems?

Le Xuan glanced at Zhao Yiling not far away and immediately understood why Wang Hao had suddenly pretended to be innocent. Compared to these ordinary women, a beauty like Zhao Yiling was his type.

"Ahem, kids, it's getting late. This little guy and I still have to compete in couplets. After we're done, you can do whatever you want!" Guo Yunzi couldn't stand it anymore and spoke up.

Upon hearing Guo Yunzi speak, the girls dared not delay and quickly stepped back.

"Hurry up, old man, don't waste my time," Wang Hao said impatiently.

"You little rascal, you're so impolite. Well then, I'll give you a difficult one to test you." Guo Yunzi snorted, then recited softly, "My birthday is coming up in a few days. Here it is... My first line is: May your fortune be as vast as the Eastern Sea, may your life be long and prosperous, may you have plenty of food and clothing, may you enjoy delicious food, may you be ranked among the three highest officials, may you enjoy wealth and honor, and may this distinguished guest have come long ago. It is only right and proper!"

Upon hearing this couplet, everyone present frowned and began to ponder.

Seeing this, Guo Yunzi stroked his beard and laughed. He had finally regained his footing. Although he had lost the first two rounds somewhat unjustly, he was absolutely certain that he would win this round.

"Old man, is this the problem you were talking about?!" Wang Hao curled his lip and said, "My second line is: Long life like the Southern Mountain, the mountain never ages, old man, human face and beast heart, bad heart, what a turtle bastard, will eventually die, die without a burial place, do not come before the foundation is laid, you will regret it when you come, it will be too late to regret."

"You, you..." Guo Yunzi was furious. This bastard dared to call him a turtle bastard and said he would die without a burial place.

"What do you mean, 'you'? Am I not neat enough?!" Wang Hao glanced at Guo Yunzi with a look of disdain.

The eyelids of everyone present twitched, and they really didn't know what to say. The couplet was indeed well-matched, and they had an urge to applaud it.

But if we call him that, how will we explain it to Guo Yunzi? Are we really going to say that Guo Yunzi is a bastard?!

"Grandpa, are you alright?!" Duoduo glared at Wang Hao, then helped Guo Yunzi up with concern.

"Grandpa is alright!" Guo Yunzi shook his head, then came up with the next couplet: "The white goose has not yet shed all its yellow, yet it knows nothing of the immensity of heaven and earth!"

Wang Hao sneered. This old guy was still too green to play this game with him. "His tortoise shell has long been worn smooth; he can be considered a cunning old fox!"

Everyone present looked at Wang Hao with admiration; this guy really dared to speak his mind!

The previous couplet called Guo Yunzi a turtle bastard, and this couplet calls him a turtle whose shell has fallen off. Damn, how can this guy be so wicked?!

Ling Xiao and the others covered their heads, feeling a headache. They were amazed that Wang Hao could come up with such a couplet!

Guo Yunzi huffed and puffed, "Rice, millet, beans, wheat, sorghum, and sorghum—which of these bastards is a teacher?!"

Without a second thought, Wang Hao replied, "The Book of Poetry, the Book of Changes, the Rites, the Spring and Autumn Annals—there are so many classics and commentaries, why bother asking Lao Tzu!"

Guo Yunzi: "Two monkeys were sawing wood in the mountains, and asked a little monkey how to saw it."

Wang Hao: "A horse is stuck in the mud, let's see how the old beast gets out (question)?"

Guo Yunzi: "The cicada knows nothing of snow, the ant revels in its success, when will this petty person take his leave!"

Wang Hao: "Ants along the locust tree, mayflies trying to shake a tree, fools presumptuously claiming to be heroes!"

Guo Yunzi: "Filial piety, brotherly love, loyalty, trustworthiness, propriety, integrity (shamelessness)"

Wang Hao: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven (turtle)"

………

Watching the two sides go back and forth, everyone present was completely in awe. Such a perfect match of couplets was truly a rare sight in the world.

Guo Yunzi's gaze towards Wang Hao changed. This young man was actually able to argue with her to this extent, which was truly remarkable. It seemed that she would have to use some trump cards.

"Kid, I have a modern-style couplet. Do you dare to give it a try?" Guo Yunzi gave Wang Hao a provocative look.

Wang Hao curled his lip, "Let go!"

Guo Yunzi glared at Wang Hao and said, "Listen up, I, Wu, can tower dive and feed kills!"

Wang Hao was taken aback. "You play League of Legends too!?"

Guo Yunzi smiled smugly and said, "I've always been at the forefront of fashion."

Wang Hao gave Guo Yunzi a disdainful look. "Fashionable my ass, you're obviously a noob. Listen up, I, Shaowen, can AFK and flame my teammates."

Guo Yunzi's smile vanished, replaced by a serious expression. "I never expected to run into such a troublesome fellow. Listen to my challenge: I am capable of taking on five opponents single-handedly."

Wang Hao looked disgusted. "I'll just sit back and wait for the six-pointer."

"This old man can still save the wounded enemy with a flying kick."

"This young master can place a wall to block teammates later."

"When I am still, I will not see anyone for a hundred years."

"This young master can send gods from a thousand miles away with a single move."

"I bravely flashed in and gave away first blood."

"I'll betray my teammates without looking back."

"Riding the wave!"

"Invest against the odds!"

"How much sorrow can one have?"

"Five people, four black, six points."

“…”

Everyone was completely dumbfounded. Weren't they supposed to be matching couplets?! How could the old man and the young man's styles change so quickly? They're both complete troublemakers, and they're even competing to see who's worse. It's true what they say, there are all sorts of birds in a big forest.