Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
Ling Xiao snapped out of his daze and couldn't help but ask, "You mean, Zhao Yiling didn't know you were a woman, and even developed feelings for you because of that poem!?" Le Xuan nodded helplessly, "I think it's pretty much true, otherwise, how could such a proud woman let a man go after he's seen naked?!" "So, tonight's poetry gala was just Zhao Yiling wanting to see how much real talent you have!" Xia Weiwei suddenly realized. Let's think about how to handle tonight's poetry recital!" Xia W...
After a while.
Ling Xiao snapped out of his daze and couldn't help but ask, "You mean, Zhao Yiling didn't know you were a woman, and even developed feelings for you because of that poem!?"
Le Xuan nodded helplessly, "I think it's pretty much true, otherwise, how could such a proud woman let a man go after he's seen naked?!"
"So, tonight's poetry gala was just Zhao Yiling wanting to see how much real talent you have!" Xia Weiwei suddenly realized.
Le Xuan's pretty face immediately turned bitter. "I have no problem with you letting me hold a gun, but asking me to write poetry is worse than killing me."
"Hmph, serves him right. This is what happens when you plagiarize someone else's poetry," Wang Hao said angrily, showing no awareness that he himself had also plagiarized someone else's poetry.
Le Xuan rolled her eyes. "Don't worry about these little things. Let's think about how to handle tonight's poetry recital!"
Xia Weiwei strolled around Wang Hao and said with a smile, "Since Wang Hao can write such high-quality poems, let him write a few more. That way, Le Xuan won't have to worry about being exposed."
To be honest, Xia Weiwei still doesn't believe that the poem was written by Wang Hao, but no matter how many ancient books she consults, there is no record of it.
This infuriated her. Now that the opportunity was rare, she was determined to test whether Wang Hao was truly talented or just a fraud.
"You think I write things just because you want, without giving me any benefits? Do you think I'm doing charity work?" Wang Hao scoffed.
As soon as he finished speaking, Le Xuan and Xia Weiwei glared angrily at Wang Hao. This bastard really knew how to seize any opportunity to rob someone in distress, and he didn't even spare his own people.
Ling Xiao tugged at Wang Hao and repeatedly advised, "Junior brother, if you don't help, and Miss Le Xuan's identity is exposed, it won't be good for anyone!"
Wang Hao thought about it and felt that it made sense!
If Le Xuan fails to compose a poem tonight, and Zhao Yiling becomes enraged and kills her, her disguise as a man will be exposed, which will indeed affect the plan to rescue Qiu Lei.
Moreover, he had just discussed with Ling Xiao how to bring Spider to Prison Star and Military Star. If they could use Zhao Yiling's identity, it would be much more efficient.
Thinking of this, Wang Hao's eyes darted around, and he chuckled softly, "It's not impossible for me to help you, as long as Le Xuan teaches me all the gun techniques she's learned in the future."
"I'll definitely help you with that."
"You..." Le Xuan stomped her feet in anger. This bastard's appetite is too good! Isn't he afraid of overeating?!
"Are you going to give me a word or not?" Wang Hao said impatiently.
Le Xuan frowned and thought for a moment. Although her father's marksmanship was very precious, there were still a few copies in the Interstellar Federation. Otherwise, she would not have agreed so readily to teach her father's strongest marksmanship to Wang Hao last time.
What Wang Hao is saying now is that he will teach her the marksmanship she will learn in the future. This means that if she learns a new marksmanship technique, she must teach it to Wang Hao.
In that case, wouldn't she have no trump cards left? At least in front of Wang Hao, she would be completely restrained.
"If I could teach you marksmanship, I definitely would, okay?!" Le Xuan said earnestly.
Wang Hao thought about it and nodded in agreement.
Between greatswords and guns, he still preferred greatswords, believing that they were the kind of weapons a passionate man should play with.
Guns are only used in group fights, so it's already quite good to have some marksmanship skills.
As for if Le Xuan ever develops any impressive marksmanship skills in the future, as long as he takes a liking to her, she will definitely take his surname.
"Since you've agreed, hurry up and write a few poems for my Lexuan to memorize!" Xia Weiwei urged impatiently.
Wang Hao smiled and said, "The help I'm talking about doesn't mean writing two poems for Le Xuan."
As soon as he finished speaking, a ripple appeared around Wang Hao, and then, to everyone's astonishment, he transformed into a male version of Le Xuan.
Old Wang next door has a special skill: disguise!
"How could this be?!" Xia Weiwei stepped forward in surprise, pinching Wang Hao's cheek with her small hand. There was absolutely no effect from the makeup.
"Let go!" Wang Hao slapped Xia Weiwei's small hand away.
"Junior brother, how did you do that?!" Ling Xiao swallowed hard; he was genuinely terrified by the sheer audacity of the expression.
Not only did the disguise complete in a second, but even the aura changed; such methods were simply unheard of.
Even among the many transformations they had ever seen, none possessed such a miraculous ability.
The reason it's called "Hundred Changes" is because this guy has a strong ability to disguise himself, but he also uses high technology to change the shape of his face.
Then, by using his own cultivation technique, he altered his aura, but compared to Wang Hao's disguise, it was on a completely different level.
"Sigh! It's all because I'm handsome." Wang Hao sighed. "Back on Earth, those women would do anything to get me. In the end, I was forced to study this disguise technique to avoid the pursuit of those crazy women."
The moment the words left his mouth, the three people present twitched. They really wanted to shout, "Are you sure you studied disguise techniques because you're handsome, and not because you're afraid of getting rotten eggs thrown at you on the street?!"
"Ah... I slept so well!"
Suddenly, a lazy voice came from behind Wang Hao.
The three turned to look and saw Xiaobai climb out of Wang Hao's hat and onto his shoulder, rubbing his sleepy eyes.
"The little guy is finally awake!" Wang Hao handed Xiaobai a carrot.
"Carrot!!" Little White's eyes narrowed into slits instantly, and he grabbed a carrot and started munching on it.
"Why do I feel like Xiao Bai is a little different?!" Ling Xiao stared at Xiao Bai. Its appearance hadn't changed, but its aura seemed to have become much stronger.
If the original Xiaobai was only at the Martial Apprentice level, then now he has at least reached the Martial Master level. The change after sleeping is too great!
"Forget about Xiaobai, you guys should go back and get ready! Especially Lexuan, you must make sure your makeup looks like mine." Wang Hao interrupted everyone's thoughts.
"Why does my intuition tell me that if you were to become me, nothing good would come of it?!" Le Xuan's eyes revealed deep suspicion.
"I'm doing this all for your own good. If your identity as a woman is exposed, everyone will be in trouble." Wang Hao said earnestly, "So for everyone's safety, I have no choice but to sacrifice my looks."
The three rolled their eyes. Was he sacrificing his virtue or taking advantage of Zhao Yiling? Did he think they were all idiots who couldn't even guess that?!
"You'd better tone it down and not go too far," Le Xuan warned, pulling Xia Weiwei away as she planned to go back and put on makeup before attending the poetry recital.
"It's like a dog biting Lü Dongbin, not recognizing a kind heart!" Wang Hao sighed, giving him a look that said, "You've wronged me."
Ling Xiao shook his head, truly unsure of what to say...