Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
When Xiaobai took out the microphone The song softly begins, "You ask me how deep my love is, how much I love you, my feelings are true, my love is true, the moon represents my heart..." Zhao Yiling's pretty face instantly turned red. While Zhao Yiling was still immersed in the sea of love, Xiaobai placed a small spider in Zhao Yiling's hair, so that the spider could not be seen from the outside. "Disgusting!?" The woman in black was taken aback, picked up the carrot, took a bite, and thought,...
The moonlight, like water, spilled across the earth at night.
Zhao Yiling sat at home, resting her chin on her hand and staring blankly at the prison star and the military star in the sky, her mind filled with the image of the rogue-like Le Xiaoxuan.
"Miss, someone has brought you a package." A woman in black handed Zhao Yiling a beautifully wrapped gift box.
"Who gave it to me?!"
Zhao Yiling curiously opened the gift box, but was stunned the next second. Inside the box was a white rabbit dressed in a black tuxedo, wearing a magician's hat, and holding a small cane. Most incredibly, it walked on two legs.
"Isn't that the mischievous rabbit?! I think its name is Xiaobai." A heart flashed in the black-clad woman's eyes. She had a deep impression of this mischievous rabbit at the banquet last time. She guessed that every woman would want to own a pet rabbit like that.
Little White jumped out of the gift box, took off his hat, performed a noble bow, and politely asked, "Beautiful lady, are you free tonight? Would you do me the honor of accompanying this little bunny to admire the moon?"
"Hehe...did he send you?"
Zhao Yiling was amused and giggled; the little thing was just too cute.
"Yes, it was Yue Xiaoxuan who sent this little rabbit." Xiaobai nodded repeatedly, then said with a deep expression, "A peerless beauty dwells in a secluded valley... oops, not that one, it's 'The beauty is drunk, her cheeks flushed,' but that doesn't seem right either. It's 'The Yang family has a daughter who has just come of age, kept hidden in her boudoir, unknown to the world,' but that still doesn't seem right..."
Seeing Xiaobai scratching his head in frustration, Zhao Yiling's pretty face instantly turned cold. These poems were clearly not about her; they must have been about those vixens that Le Xiaoxuan had seduced in the past.
This also shows that this bastard has used the trick of using rabbits to convey his feelings more than once.
"Oh right, I just remembered, there's no poem this time!" Little White shouted happily.
"No poems!" Zhao Yiling's face turned completely dark. Was she even inferior to those women?!
"Miss, calm down, I'll go and bring Le Xiaoxuan here right away!" the woman in black pleaded.
At this moment, Xiaobai took out dozens of thumb-sized robots from his magic hat. Each robot held a musical instrument, making it a high-end band.
"Where did it get all these robots from?!" Zhao Yiling and the woman in black were stunned. How could it possibly produce so many robots from a magic hat?!
When Xiaobai took out the microphone
The song softly begins, "You ask me how deep my love is, how much I love you, my feelings are true, my love is true, the moon represents my heart..."
Zhao Yiling's pretty face instantly turned red. This Le Xiaoxuan was simply a woman's nemesis. Not only did he use rabbits to recite poems, but he also made rabbits sing. It's amazing that this guy could come up with such an idea.
The woman in black got goosebumps all over; the lyrics were way too blunt!
Meanwhile, the woman in black looked at Zhao Yiling with some worry, wondering if Zhao Yiling, who had never been in a relationship, could resist the methods of this playboy.
After Xiaobai finished singing the song, she wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "This performance was not only unconventional, but also so tiring. Luckily, this is the last time. If I had to do it again, this little rabbit really couldn't take it."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Yiling lowered her head in embarrassment, and the anger she had been about to unleash vanished instantly.
The woman in black looked at Zhao Yiling, who seemed like a little woman, and didn't know what to say. It wasn't hard to tell from Xiao Bai's words that Le Xiaoxuan was planning to retire, so he had changed his tactics and said that this was the last time.
But can you really believe the words of such a womanizer?
But it seems no matter what she says now, it's too late; their young lady seems to have already fallen for her.
"By the way, beautiful lady, look how long I've been singing, can I have a carrot?" Xiaobai blinked at Zhao Yiling.
Zhao Yiling covered her mouth and laughed. She realized that she had fallen in love with this quirky rabbit.
"I'll go get it!" The woman in black respectfully withdrew.
After everyone left, Xiaobai jumped onto Zhao Yiling's shoulder. While Zhao Yiling was still immersed in the sea of love, Xiaobai placed a small spider in Zhao Yiling's hair, so that the spider could not be seen from the outside.
"Little one, tell me, how many women does Le Xiaoxuan have outside?" Zhao Yiling asked softly.
"Hmm... this question is so difficult!" Xiaobai frowned, and thought for a long time without saying anything.
"That scoundrel!" Zhao Yiling puffed out her cheeks in anger, vowing in her heart that if this Le Xiaoxuan dared to play the game of seduction and abandonment, she would tear him to pieces.
"Miss, the carrots are here." The woman in black walked in carrying a plate of carrots.
"Carrot!" Little White's eyes flashed with golden light. He stepped forward, grabbed the carrot, and started to gnaw on it, but after just one bite, he immediately spat it out.
"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey, this is awful..." Little White threw the carrot on the ground with a look of disgust. This carrot was in a completely different league from the carrots it usually ate.
You should know that the carrots that Xiaobai eats were purchased by Wang Hao from the system. Each carrot costs 100 villain points. Eating them not only helps with cultivation but also enhances Xiaobai's intelligence. Otherwise, how could a rabbit sing and dance, and be more capable than a teenager?
"Disgusting!?" The woman in black was taken aback, picked up the carrot, took a bite, and thought, "It's not disgusting at all!"
"I'm not eating anymore, this little bunny will go home!" Little White disappointedly put the robot into the magic hat.
"Little guy, are you leaving like this?" Zhao Yiling looked at Xiaobai with some reluctance. This little thing was not only cute, but also clever and lovable.
"What are we doing here? There's no food. Are we just going to starve to death?" Little White rolled its eyes and then climbed back into the gift box.
"Can we leave tomorrow? Didn't you just say you wanted to go moon-gazing with me? How about we have a romantic moonlit night?" Zhao Yiling pleaded with Xiaobai, she really wanted to sleep with this fluffy rabbit tonight.
Xiao Bai looked at Zhao Yiling warily, "Moonlight is fine, but don't even think about spending money. This little rabbit will never be fooled by you and spend money on cosmetics and pretty clothes for you..."
Zhao Yiling stood there, stunned. This rabbit has such a peculiar way of thinking! It actually thought of spending money under the moon as a romantic evening, but it's really too cute.
Little White called out to the woman in black, "After you take this little bunny back, I'm going to take a nap first, yawn..."
After saying that, he closed the gift box and began to snore.
The woman in black rolled her eyes. As expected of Le Xiaoxuan's rabbit, its personality was exactly the same. Not only did it know how to flirt with girls, it also knew how to be a hooligan. No wonder it was called the Hooligan Rabbit.
After the woman in black left with the gift box, Zhao Yiling remained immersed in a sea of sweetness.
If she originally needed to see how strong Le Xiaoxuan's martial arts talent was before accepting him, then after Guo Yunzi said that Le Xiaoxuan only needed to calm down and cultivate, and he would definitely be able to comprehend the unity of heaven and man by the age of twenty, she no longer considered the issue.
This man is the perfect man in her eyes, skilled in both literature and martial arts. If he could just get rid of his philandering ways, he would be the most perfect.
Unbeknownst to Zhao Yiling, the little spider had transformed into an invisible robot that covered her hair...