Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
Wang Hao said softly, "In the early stages, we must make a splash and make the world remember our product so that it can be deeply rooted in people's hearts later on." The three people present nodded repeatedly. Qian Wanyang looked at Wang Hao with admiration, "Boss, you not only care about elderly people living alone, but also help them extend their lifespan. No, now that the two federations are cooperating, we can expand our business." "Rest assured, Young Marshal, I guarantee I will complete ...
Wang Hao said softly, "In the early stages, we must make a splash and make the world remember our product so that it can be deeply rooted in people's hearts later on."
The three people present nodded repeatedly. No matter what kind of business it is, the early stage is always the most difficult, but once it is on the right track, it means that money will flow into their pockets continuously.
Wang Hao scratched his chin. "First of all, we need to come up with a good product name. Let's call it Brain Gold."
"Brain Gold!?" The three were stunned for a moment, but quickly accepted this bizarre name.
Wang Hao continued, "Secondly, we need to do publicity. We'll have Pan Jiayi advertise for us, bombarding us 24/7 with ads to brainwash everyone. The slogans need to be simple and easy to remember, like, 'No gifts this Chinese New Year, only Brain Gold!' We'll also find two elderly people to dance with us to show how energetic we are. The goal is the same: to tell the world that our company is rich, very rich."
Everyone present nodded in agreement. In today's society, the first thing to look at when judging whether a company's product is good or not is how loud its advertising is.
If they can't even run an advertising campaign, then they must be short of funds and a scammer.
Wang Hao said with a serious expression, "We must ensure that our products do not extend people's lifespan, but they must also ensure that they do not kill people. I still have a conscience when it comes to making money."
The moment he finished speaking, the entire room fell silent. Had they heard correctly?! This guy actually said he had a conscience?!
Wang Hao continued, "Next, when you open a store and look for salespeople, remember to find those who are thick-skinned. When you see elderly people coming, be sure to keep them here. Don't call them 'uncle' or 'auntie,' but call them 'Mom and Dad.' This will not only warm the empty and lonely hearts of the elderly, but also contribute to society and let the world know that we truly care about the elderly."
The three were dumbfounded. Was this supposed to be care? Had they completely lost all sense of decency?!
"Next, we must make sure that every bottle contains the Small Life Potion, even if it's just one gram. That way, we can clearly tell the relevant departments that I really didn't lie." Wang Hao raised an eyebrow.
The three were stunned. It seemed that this was not a lie, and it was completely legal. They really had released them; it was just a matter of how much.
"Next, we're going to start a tourism business, bringing senior citizens to Young Marshal Star for free, letting them stay in hotels and visit military camps," Wang Hao said proudly.
Qian Wanyang asked, puzzled, "What's the meaning of bringing elderly people to the Young Marshal Star for tourism?! Isn't that going to be very expensive?!"
Wang Hao shook his head.
He laughed and said, "We need to show them that our factory needs the army to protect it, which shows that we are a powerful and legitimate company. At the same time, we need to take the elderly away from their homes and gather them together for a longevity conference. This way, the brainwashing will be thorough and they will obediently hand over their money to buy medicine. This deal will guarantee you hundreds of times your initial investment, and you can also help with publicity. Such travel expenses are nothing compared to this. Remember, when they leave, be sure to give them some eggs and bananas so that the elderly know who treats them best."
The three stared blankly at Wang Hao, then couldn't help but applaud. This was such a clever scheme!
Wang Hao continued, "At the same time, we can also invite pharmacists from the Pharmacy Guild to give speeches at the Longevity Conference. Remember to tell the truth and tell them how amazing the Little Life Potion is. Then we can arrange for a few elderly people to act as shills and tell other elderly people that after drinking this Brain Gold, their spirits have really improved and their bodies have become younger. If the elderly people still don't buy after this whole set of eating, drinking and having fun, then I'll just consider myself unlucky."
As soon as he finished speaking, the three of them felt an urge to worship him. With such a mix of truth and falsehood, what elderly person wouldn't believe it and wouldn't spend money?
"Boss, is what we're doing really a legitimate business?" Qian Wanyang couldn't help but ask.
"Why doesn't it count?!" Wang Hao curled his lip. "We don't steal or rob, we operate legally, we're registered with the industry and commerce bureau, it's completely legal. Tell me, where is it not legitimate?!"
The three people present thought about it and found that they really couldn't find anything illegal about it.
Chen Yao asked, "Boss, we don't want the authorities to cause trouble, but what if these elderly people come looking for trouble?!"
"What are we selling?! Little Life Potion!" Wang Hao gave Chen Yao a disdainful look. "Even if the concentration is small, it's still there. As long as you drink it regularly, the effects will definitely appear. These elderly people are too grateful to bother us. Remember, we are people who do legitimate business. We don't do anything crooked."
The three were dumbfounded. After being lectured by Wang Hao, they instantly realized that they were not lying at all, but doing something meaningful for society.
Qian Wanyang looked at Wang Hao with admiration, "Boss, you not only care about elderly people living alone, but also help them extend their lifespan. You even take them on trips to prevent them from getting Alzheimer's at home. You're simply an angel descended to earth! You deserve to be among the top ten most touching young people of the year!"
Wang Hao straightened his chest and raised his head, saying modestly, "These are nothing. We are just making our due contribution to society."
Qian Wanyang and the others' lips twitched. Did this young marshal have any shame at all?!
Wang Hao instructed, "Remember, this Brain Gold is the lifeblood of our legion. We must recruit more agents throughout the Interstellar Federation. No, now that the two federations are cooperating, we can expand our business."
"Rest assured, Young Marshal, I guarantee I will complete the mission." Principal Zhongli saluted, then asked curiously, "So, how much should we price a bottle of this Brain Gold?!"
Wang Hao thought for a moment, "As the saying goes, everything in the world has a price, but life is priceless. I think it should be 1,000 interstellar coins per bottle!"
The words had barely left his mouth when the three of them froze in shock. Sure enough… that was a huge rip-off. How many bottles of that ton of water would that need?!
At the same time, they also realized that even if only one in a hundred million elderly people bought it, they could still support the expenses of an entire legion.
After all, they already own large items like the Courageous battleship and its equipment. Now they only need to spend money on regular maintenance. Although it adds up to a lot, this small sacrifice is really not painful.
At this moment, Gu Yang walked in and said, "Reporting to the young marshal, Miss Xia Weiwei is waiting for you outside."
"Xia Weiwei!?" Wang Hao was stunned. What did this violent little girl want with him?
When Wang Hao and his group arrived at the reception hall, they saw Xia Weiwei sitting there with her cheeks puffed out and a reluctant expression.
And next to Xia Weiwei was a very charming beauty, whose mature charm was definitely not something that ordinary women could match.
In front of this woman, Xia Weiwei was just a naive little kid.
However, judging from their facial features, the two are about 60% similar, so she is most likely Xia Weiwei's mother.
Wang Hao was taken aback. Why was Xia Xiaoniu calling her mother over for no reason?!
"Who cares what she's doing here!" Wang Hao curled his lip. "I've never been afraid of any woman."
Gu Yang looked at him with admiration. Although he had slept with countless minor celebrities and considered himself to be incredibly skilled, he realized after meeting Wang Hao that quantity couldn't compare to quality...