Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
Unable to resist asking, "Since your name is Taixu, do you usually collect electricity bills, deliver newspapers, or deliver milk?" Taixu was taken aback for a moment, then asked curiously, "What does this mean!?" Everyone present was completely baffled, unable to understand how the Buddhist name Taixu could be related to collecting electricity bills, delivering newspapers, and delivering milk. However, he said he had never seen a contradictory person like Wang Hao, who was both deeply immersed ...
Tianfo Star.
A group of monks lay on the ground groaning in pain.
Pedestrians on the road stopped and pointed at the monk on the ground.
"What's going on? Who dares to lay a hand on someone on Tianfo Star?!"
"These guys deserved to be beaten; they have no one to blame but themselves."
"What's going on!?"
"That monk named Sun Wukong is a highly accomplished monk who has cultivated his mind, but these monks are ignorant and insist on stepping forward to subdue him."
"Is there some mistake? This person is only twenty years old and dressed so fashionably, how could he possibly be a highly accomplished monk? Could we have been fooled?!"
"Who would dare to lie? He actually used the Arhat's Golden Body."
"The Golden Body of an Arhat? This is a Buddhist technique that cannot be comprehended without profound Buddhist cultivation!"
"Therefore, this person must be an enlightened monk, especially his saying, 'Sages seek the mind, not the Buddha; fools seek the Buddha, not the mind,' which is truly a classic saying."
"If he's a high-ranking monk, why did he take action?!"
"Who knows? If I could understand the actions of a high monk, then I would be a high monk myself."
"Let's stop discussing this and take a look first..."
“…”
Wang Hao looked at the old monk with curiosity, feeling very uncertain whether he had been discovered or not.
The old monk bowed politely, then waved his hand, and a golden light descended, healing all the monks who were still groaning on the ground.
The leading monk quickly got up, bowed, and said, "Thank you, senior!"
The old monk nodded and waved his hand, saying, "Go! From now on, don't judge people by their appearance. Remember, Buddha treats everyone equally!"
The leading monk nodded repeatedly, then led a group of monks away quickly. From beginning to end, he didn't even have the courage to look at Wang Hao, clearly having been badly beaten by Wang Hao earlier.
The old monk approached Wang Hao, clasped his hands together, and said, "Amitabha, my Dharma name is Taixu!"
"Tai Xu!?" Wang Hao sized up the old monk.
Unable to resist asking, "Since your name is Taixu, do you usually collect electricity bills, deliver newspapers, or deliver milk?"
Taixu was taken aback for a moment, then asked curiously, "What does this mean!?"
Everyone present was completely baffled, unable to understand how the Buddhist name Taixu could be related to collecting electricity bills, delivering newspapers, and delivering milk.
Wang Hao said in a serious tone, "They only come once a month to collect electricity bills; they just stuff newspapers in the door and call it a day; as for milk delivery, that's even simpler, they just leave it at the door."
Taixu remained bewildered, unable to understand what Wang Hao was talking about.
"I'm telling you, you're such an old monk, how come you don't even know the code words for such intimate things?" Wang Hao looked at Taixu with extreme suspicion. "You're not so weak that you don't even have the strength to stand up, are you?!"
"Pfft..."
The moment he finished speaking, everyone in the room burst into laughter.
They thought this enlightened monk was about to spout some profound Buddhist teachings.
The result was such vulgar remarks, which is truly an insult to the dignity of the Buddha.
Taixu smiled and said, "It seems that you are a latecomer to the world and have experienced some worldly affairs, so your words and actions carry a unique air of a worldly person."
Wang Hao sized up Taixu and exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Hey, Master Taixu, you're not still a virgin, are you?!"
The faces of everyone present darkened. This bastard actually dared to talk about such shameless things in a public place. He was a disgrace to the Buddhist sanctuary and a disgrace to Buddhism!
Taixu was not angry. He smiled and said, "I have been a Buddhist since childhood and have no experience with matters between men and women. However, I must remind you that there are too many temptations in the mortal world. You should get rid of them as soon as possible."
Wang Hao adopted a compassionate posture, put his hands together and said, "The mortal world is like hell, but if I don't go to hell, who will?! For the sake of Buddha's compassion, I am willing to enter this hell of the mortal world."
Everyone present was stunned, feeling that this person was not just shameless, but utterly shameless.
It's clear that they themselves couldn't resist the temptations of the mortal world, yet they insisted on blaming the Buddha for this, and even put on an air of great compassion. It's truly outrageous to the Buddha.
What puzzled everyone was how someone so steeped in worldly desires could have attained the Arhat's golden body!
It should be understood that for those who practice Buddhism, it would be impossible to master this unique Buddhist skill without profound Buddhist cultivation.
Taixu couldn't help but scrutinize Wang Hao, discovering that although Wang Hao possessed a strong worldly aura, his Buddhist cultivation was truly formidable.
Based solely on that statement, "I am not like hell, who is like hell?", he was quite certain that Wang Hao would become a very important figure in Buddhism in the future.
At the same time, Taixu was also very puzzled. He had lived for countless years and seen all kinds of people in the universe, and he had come to a conclusion that was 100% accurate.
That is, the more worldly a person is, the less likely they are to comprehend profound Buddhist teachings.
In any case, those who are deeply versed in Buddhism will surely sever their ties with the secular world.
However, he said he had never seen a contradictory person like Wang Hao, who was both deeply immersed in worldly affairs and had profound Buddhist cultivation.
Just then, a group of young monks cheered.
"Good, well said, we are also willing to enter this hellish world!"
"This venerable monk Sun Wukong, I've decided to follow you from now on!"
"Yes, I hope you lead us into hell."
"If I am not willing to go to hell, then who will? Venerable Monk Sun Wukong, please take me with you!"
“…”
Some of the older monks present turned pale, wishing they could drag these audacious young monks out and burn them at the stake.
Wang Hao clasped his hands in a fist salute, "You're all too kind. I'm the kind of person who will not only go to hell, but also eat and drink meat while keeping Buddha in my heart."
As soon as the words were spoken, tears welled up in the young monks' eyes, and a feeling of having found a community arose spontaneously within them.
The older monk's face instantly turned cold, and he began to loudly condemn the behavior.
"Sun Wukong, don't spread your heretical rumors!"
"That's right, how can one have Buddha in their heart after eating meat and drinking wine?!"
“Practicing Buddhism requires perseverance; someone like you who only argues and makes excuses will never amount to anything.”
"If you drink alcohol, eat meat, and live a mundane life, it is impossible for you to comprehend the true meaning of Buddhism."
"I think you should just leave Buddhism and go practice other schools of thought!"
"Buddhism only accepts people with perseverance, not people like you with an unstable mind."
“…”
Wang Hao said with a look of disdain, "You old bald monks are incompetent, yet you still try to talk nonsense. Let me tell you, just based on my ability to eat meat, drink alcohol, pick up girls, and still comprehend the Arhat's Golden Body at the age of twenty, what I say is Buddhist truth."
"this……"
The old monks were speechless, not knowing how to refute him.
The young monks in the room had their eyes shining. Not only could they eat meat and drink alcohol, and flirt with women, but they could also attain the Arhat's golden body at the age of twenty. This was simply blatant temptation...