Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
Chapter Summary
Wang Hao, looking helpless, was being pulled along by the three bears, heading towards the female soldier recruitment center run by Qin Feng. But when Qian Wanyang and the three bears started talking about recruiting female soldiers, the three lecherous bears immediately became interested and insisted on coming over to take a look. Wang Hao instructed, "Qian Wanyang, I don't care what methods you use, you must get control of this Kula and then send him to Li Yunyang." Qian Wanyang patted his che...
Tianbei University.
Wang Hao, looking helpless, was being pulled along by the three bears, heading towards the female soldier recruitment center run by Qin Feng.
He had successfully fooled the three silly bears and planned to stay home and trick his teammates.
But when Qian Wanyang and the three bears started talking about recruiting female soldiers, the three lecherous bears immediately became interested and insisted on coming over to take a look.
“Boss, don’t look so gloomy.” Qian Wanyang advised, “I heard that many beautiful female college students applied for the female soldier recruitment this time because of your reputation.”
"Such a thing is possible!?" The three bears looked on with envy. They had lived their whole lives and had never seen a woman take such initiative.
Chen Yao nodded repeatedly, "Of course that's true. Our boss is a top young talent in the Interstellar Federation."
Wang Hao curled his lip. "I don't like women who offer themselves up to me. They're obviously no good."
Qian Wanyang nodded repeatedly, "What you said is true, boss. Women like these will flock to you as soon as you smile."
"A smile!?" The three bears looked puzzled, clearly unable to understand how a smile could attract so many women.
When the group arrived at the female soldier recruitment office run by Qin Feng, they found it filled with beautiful, energetic girls.
Xiong Da excitedly tugged at Wang Hao, "Nephew, look how big that ball is!"
Wang Hao shook his head in disdain, "The nutrition is all going to his chest, his development is obviously unbalanced."
Xiong Er pointed to a long-legged girl not far away, "Nephew, what do you think of her long legs?!"
Wang Hao shook his head again, "Below the chest is just a butt, no waist at all, how can the legs not be long!?"
Xiong San stared at a very fashionable young woman. "Nephew, what do you think of this?"
Wang Hao looked at him with disdain, "His makeup skills are amazing, but he looks weird without makeup."
The three bears looked at Wang Hao with resentment. This bastard was definitely a case of the well-fed not knowing the hunger of the starving. He was surrounded by beautiful women every day, and his tastes had long been spoiled.
But what about them?!
I've lived to be this old and I've never even touched a woman's hand. I'm so lonely!
Wang Hao gave the three bears a disdainful look. "As the saying goes, if you're ugly, you should study more. If you can't find a wife, you should hide and cry. You three are really a disgrace!"
The three bears lowered their heads in shame. They were about the same age as Wang Hao's father, but his son was already chasing girls, while they were still single and were being looked down upon by Wang Hao. It was truly humiliating.
"Hmm, wait a minute, there's a beautiful girl over there..." Wang Hao's eyes lit up instantly. He saw a fair-skinned, beautiful girl with long legs in a corner not far away. Her appearance was definitely that of a top-notch beauty.
The beautiful woman was shyly looking towards the recruitment area, her expression showing a mixture of wanting to come and being afraid to.
"There!" The three bears instantly perked up and looked up.
"Boss, that guy can't go!" Qian Wanyang exclaimed in alarm and quickly stopped Wang Hao.
Chen Yao quickly blocked Wang Hao's view and shook his head repeatedly, saying, "Boss, snap out of it. You absolutely can't let your mind wander, or you'll develop phobias."
Wang Hao looked puzzled. "Why can't I let my mind wander?!"
Qian Wanyang whispered in Wang Hao's ear, "Boss, this man's name is Kula. He's a transvestite from Tiantai Star, and he's her man."
"Holy shit!"
Wang Hao cursed and quickly patted his chest; he was almost scared into developing phobias.
"What, a man!!" the three bears exclaimed, squatting down by the roadside and vomiting violently.
"Boss, let's hurry up and leave!" Qian Wanyang said quickly. "After seeing this person..."
He had absolutely no interest in looking at other women, and even felt a bit like he was being turned gay.
Wang Hao scratched his chin and muttered, "A transvestite? Turned gay!?"
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with shock. Could it be that their boss had such a hobby?!
Thinking of this, the two henchmen immediately grabbed Wang Hao and ran away, determined not to let him have such terrible thoughts, otherwise they would be beaten to death if Zhao Yiling found out.
"Put me down!" Wang Hao shouted.
Qian Wanyang shook his head repeatedly, "Boss, your thinking is too dangerous. We can't watch you fall into depravity!"
Chen Yao nodded repeatedly, "Boss, you have so many beautiful women around you, why would you be so foolish as to choose this kind!"
Wang Hao looked speechless. "Who said I was looking for a transvestite?!"
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao stopped and stared blankly at Wang Hao. Had they made a mistake?
"So, boss, what do you mean..." Qian Wanyang asked tentatively.
Wang Hao chuckled sinisterly, "I was just wondering, what if that kid Li Yunyang falls in love with this transvestite named Kula?!"
"Pfft..."
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao burst out laughing. They really wanted to loudly question Wang Hao: What grudge do you have against Li Yunyang that you have to keep bothering him like this?
Wang Hao scratched his chin, thinking that Li Yunyang was currently at a low point in his life. If a pretty girl showed him concern at this time, he would definitely fall in love with her.
But when he found out that the girl was a transvestite, his heart was filled with turmoil, and he even felt like dying.
He couldn't believe the system wouldn't respond to such a blow.
"Hey, Brother Yunyang, I see you're all alone and I can't bear to see you lonely for the rest of your life. You should take this girl!" Wang Hao grinned and laughed heartily. He couldn't wait to see what reward the system would give him.
Lonely my ass!
If I accept this, I'm destined to be alone for the rest of my life.
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao silently mourned for Li Yunyang for three minutes. They wondered what sins Li Yunyang had committed in his past life to have met Wang Hao in this life.
Not only was he suppressed at every turn, but he was also constantly being dug into pits to fall into.
"No, no, let's go home quickly!" Xiong Da waved his hand and walked towards his home.
"I must have forgotten to check the almanac before going out today, to actually run into someone like this." Xiong Er looked disgusted.
"Actually, this transvestite is really beautiful, but it's a pity she's a boy..." Xiong San said with a regretful expression.
Wang Hao instructed, "Qian Wanyang, I don't care what methods you use, you must get control of this Kula and then send him to Li Yunyang."
Qian Wanyang patted his chest and assured him, "Boss, don't worry, I will definitely investigate this Kula thoroughly and use his family as leverage to get him to get close to Li Yunyang."
"You're so mean!" Wang Hao gave Qian Wanyang a meaningful look, then laughed loudly and turned to follow the three bears home.
Qian Wanyang's face darkened. What did that look mean?! Who's really the bad guy here? Doesn't this boss have any idea what's going on?!
Chen Yao patted Qian Wanyang on the shoulder, "Brother, you've worked hard!"
After saying that, Chen Yao couldn't help but laugh out loud, and then quickly followed Wang Hao away.
"Sigh..." Qian Wanyang sighed, turned around and walked toward the transvestite named Kula with a tragic expression, thinking of trying to get some information out of her first...